IT Monkeys

A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.

"The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.

"Why so much?" asks the customer.

"Because it can program in C," answers the store owner.

The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology."

The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That one costs $3000," answers the store owner.

"3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."

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Posted: at 30-10-2007 05:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

LOL....very funny stuff

Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

annnnnnn? rezi is it not a joke...but there are some of yours that seems not as joke to me..like new to africa or nigeria stuff...this is funny anyways.....1luv

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

yeah Toks -E

Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

the joke no funny dguy

Posted: at 22-11-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

goes of you that dont get the joke if you work on IT u will

Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie

Like universal charger?

Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Tcheeeew...

Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

ask ram

Posted: at 5-08-2011 10:09 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 5-08-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero