IT Monkeys

Date: 30-10-2007 5:31 pm (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- at 30-10-2007 05:31 PM (16 years ago)
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A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The store owner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically-correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.

"The one on the left costs $500," says the store owner.

"Why so much?" asks the customer.

"Because it can program in C," answers the store owner.

The customer inquires about the next monkey and is told, "That one costs $1500, because it knows Visual C++ and Object-Relational technology."

The startled man then asks about the third monkey. "That one costs $3000," answers the store owner.

"3000 dollars!!" exclaims the man. "What can that one do?"

To which the owner replies, "To be honest, I've never seen it do a single thing, but it calls itself a Consultant."


Posted: at 30-10-2007 05:31 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- myragonza at 26-11-2007 06:39 AM (16 years ago)
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now lets talk about the Village Monkeys......

Posted: at 26-11-2007 06:39 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 08:03 PM (15 years ago)
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LOL....very funny stuff
Posted: at 21-11-2008 08:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-11-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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dguy na joke be dis?
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 10:46 PM (15 years ago)
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annnnnnn? rezi is it not a joke...but there are some of yours that seems not as joke to me..like new to africa or nigeria stuff...this is funny anyways.....1luv
Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 21-11-2008 10:47 PM (15 years ago)
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hhhhhhmmmmm

no be small tin for IT

Posted: at 21-11-2008 10:47 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- grin_genius4lif at 21-11-2008 11:04 PM (15 years ago)
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yeah Toks -E
Posted: at 21-11-2008 11:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 22-11-2008 03:17 AM (15 years ago)
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 KIU man.

Posted: at 22-11-2008 03:17 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gen2esther at 22-11-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago)
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the joke no funny dguy
Posted: at 22-11-2008 01:57 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 03:04 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: gen2esther on 22-11-2008 01:57 PM
the joke no funny dguy

I agree with you esther

Posted: at 30-11-2008 03:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fattony at 2-12-2008 06:36 PM (15 years ago)
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goes of you that dont get the joke if you work on IT u will
Posted: at 2-12-2008 06:36 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 07:44 PM (15 years ago)
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FATTONY, U wan tell us say U be the next Steve Jobs (Chairman for Apple). Abeg, Yahooboi na qualify U to de shut ppl up...

Jokes are universal my friend!

LOL!!!
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:44 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 2-12-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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Like universal charger?
Posted: at 2-12-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:21 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dinho4lyf on  2-12-2008 07:48 PM
Like universal charger?
yes universal charger that charges... una know the rest Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 3-12-2008 08:56 AM (15 years ago)
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Tcheeeew...
Posted: at 3-12-2008 08:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- frenzeecool_08 at 5-08-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 5-08-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 5-08-2011 10:09 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 21-11-2008 10:43 PM
dguy na joke be dis?



ask ram
Posted: at 5-08-2011 10:09 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- deguzman at 5-08-2011 10:20 AM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 5-08-2011 10:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 5-08-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 5-08-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- sexsyguy at 5-08-2011 02:12 PM (12 years ago)
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New joor
Posted: at 5-08-2011 02:12 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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