24 Hours

Date: 11-08-2010 6:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: cyndi3
- at 11-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago)
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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

Posted: at 11-08-2010 06:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
- princelyroyal at 11-08-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-08-2010 07:57 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago)
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cynn where u go since?? posted  b4 sha

Posted: at 11-08-2010 08:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 12-08-2010 01:56 AM (14 years ago)
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nor be even once
Posted: at 12-08-2010 01:56 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- macosas at 12-08-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago)
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TRY AGAIN
Posted: at 12-08-2010 09:46 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- docreala at 12-08-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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................
Posted: at 12-08-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MrDon at 12-08-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheheheh my joke of the day
Posted: at 12-08-2010 02:27 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- cyndi3 at 12-08-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2010 08:46 PM
cynn where u go since?? posted  b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey? Cheesy
Posted: at 12-08-2010 07:41 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- omorewa at 12-08-2010 11:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-08-2010 11:54 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 13-08-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on 12-08-2010 07:41 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2010 08:46 PM
cynn where u go since?? posted  b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey? Cheesy
he don dey fine na...we be tie am with chain since...but doctor say make we nor give am drink or igbo smoke or esle............
Posted: at 13-08-2010 09:20 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sophiebaby at 13-08-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago)
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werrin go happen

Posted: at 13-08-2010 09:50 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyiis at 13-08-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago)
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yawa go gass

Posted: at 13-08-2010 02:01 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- cyndi3 at 13-08-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 13-08-2010 09:20 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on 12-08-2010 07:41 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2010 08:46 PM
cynn where u go since?? posted  b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey? Cheesy
he don dey fine na...we be tie am with chain since...but doctor say make we nor give am drink or igbo smoke or esle............
Federico u don start o, my hand no dey if J2Sexy catch u Grin
Posted: at 13-08-2010 08:08 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 14-08-2010 08:04 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: cyndi3 on 13-08-2010 08:08 PM
Quote from: federico on 13-08-2010 09:20 AM
Quote from: cyndi3 on 12-08-2010 07:41 PM
Quote from: just2sexy on 11-08-2010 08:46 PM
cynn where u go since?? posted  b4 sha
I travel but am here, how u dey? Cheesy
he don dey fine na...we be tie am with chain since...but doctor say make we nor give am drink or igbo smoke or esle............
Federico u don start o, my hand no dey if J2Sexy catch u Grin


catch me ke??? we don still tie am again...he smoke igbo last night...hehe
Posted: at 14-08-2010 08:04 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kooljayjay at 14-08-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 14-08-2010 11:16 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- youngk at 14-08-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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less than 24 hr to live...nice one
Posted: at 14-08-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sheenor at 14-08-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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no be 2dai oh!

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 14-08-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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no be 2dai oh!

Posted: at 14-08-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Michro at 15-08-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Lol

Posted: at 15-08-2010 12:26 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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