Satan! Get behind me

Date: 08-10-2008 10:41 am (16 years ago) | Author: teegal
- at 8-10-2008 10:41 AM (16 years ago)
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A boy called chukwudi always went to the swimming pool to swim. One day his father warned him not to swim again. He went the next day and when his father asked him, he said it was the work of the devil. His father told him, "whenever the devil comes to u, tell him to get behind u." the next day, when his father came back, he saw him swimming again, he called him and asked why, he said "Satan came and i told him to get behind me, he got behind me and pushed me into the swimming pool then i started swimming again.
 
 
 

Posted: at 8-10-2008 10:41 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- frenzeecool_08 at 8-10-2008 07:11 PM (16 years ago)
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the boy na clone, a big crook, if care is not taken he will become a 419 when he grows up
Posted: at 8-10-2008 07:11 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Criminal.

Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:40 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago)
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sheenor atop digging

Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:45 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 16-11-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago)
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dis one funny ooh

Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:53 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 10:58 PM (15 years ago)
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@just2sexy why na??

Posted: at 16-11-2009 10:58 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 11:00 PM (15 years ago)
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this nah old jokes nah

Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sheenor at 16-11-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago)
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dey still make sense na.

Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:02 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- xter at 16-11-2009 11:04 PM (15 years ago)
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but very funny

Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:04 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- just2sexy at 16-11-2009 11:15 PM (15 years ago)
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nah wah ohh

Posted: at 16-11-2009 11:15 PM (15 years ago) | Hero
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