Airplane ride

Date: 03-09-2010 12:01 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Stephany
- at 3-09-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago)
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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
"$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot.

"That's too much," said the farmer.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

Posted: at 3-09-2010 12:01 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
- sooltb at 3-09-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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What were u thinking wen u wrote this shit
Posted: at 3-09-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago)
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you try!
Posted: at 3-09-2010 02:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 3-09-2010 02:10 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: sooltb on  3-09-2010 12:39 PM
What were u thinking wen u wrote this shit

the same thing u were thinking when u chose this name.. (cosy)
Posted: at 3-09-2010 02:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 3-09-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago)
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LOL
Posted: at 3-09-2010 03:03 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cosy22 at 7-09-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago)
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ok pals,i got that
Posted: at 7-09-2010 12:06 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyiis at 7-09-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheeeeeeee
Posted: at 7-09-2010 12:14 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- federico at 7-09-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Cosy22 on  7-09-2010 12:06 PM
ok pals,i got that
sexy u
Posted: at 7-09-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 8-09-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago)
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Passing...
Posted: at 8-09-2010 11:49 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Cosy22 at 8-09-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on  7-09-2010 07:15 PM
Quote from: Cosy22 on  7-09-2010 12:06 PM
ok pals,i got that
sexy u
[/quote ur something else fedrick
Posted: at 8-09-2010 12:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- omoladey at 8-09-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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funmi y are u always passing? wen will i hear u say STOPPING?
Posted: at 8-09-2010 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 13-09-2010 10:08 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin......ok..stopping..
Posted: at 13-09-2010 10:08 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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