rezimero at 10-10-2008 01:49 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in The United States of America.
Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to eat. Sometimes, only one meal a day and sometimes, none at all. Her concerned Landlord decided to see how he could help and the following conversation ensued... Landlord: Mama, I thought you have a child living in the United States? Poor Old Woman: Yes sir, I do. Landlord: So, why doesn't she send you any money? Poor Old Woman: Shioo!...That ungrateful girl! After all the sacrifices we made for her. She never sends money to me. Instead, she sends pictures of some old men I don't even know at all. Landlord: Ehh??..ahh??......thats bad o! Can I see the pictures? Poor Old Woman: Don't mind her ojare, Yes you can see the pictures. The woman handed over the pictures. What the old woman had described as pictures of old men were lots and lots of paper notes (DOLLARS!) So.......what would you do if you were the landlord?
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Posted: at 10-10-2008 01:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
orezo at 10-10-2008 04:54 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Guy if na me b d landord eehh! e mean sey i go bcum landlords of many lands.
Nice one!!!
Posted: at 10-10-2008 04:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply Tarez at 10-10-2008 05:04 PM (16 years ago) (f)
if na me b lanlord,i go change name bcos no be only land d money go buy.....were d mama dey...i won c am
Nice one!!!
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Guy if na me b d landord eehh! e mean sey i go bcum landlords of many lands. Nice one!!!
Posted: at 10-10-2008 05:04 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply orezo at 10-10-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago) (m)
Kia u be real naija. so now now u don calculate d money? shebi!!!
i hail u ohhh...
kia
Posted: at 10-10-2008 05:14 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply davidd at 10-10-2008 06:14 PM (16 years ago) (f)
THE NAME WAY POEPLE GO CALL ME GO CHANGE
Posted: at 10-10-2008 06:14 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply rezimero at 10-10-2008 07:00 PM (16 years ago) (m)
all of you no try. so una no go help the poor old woman?
Posted: at 10-10-2008 07:00 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply orezo at 11-10-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) (m)
all of you no try. so una no go help the poor old woman?
My guy, dem say d truth is bitter.
But me bliv sey, u no go help her
Abeg talk true for once
Posted: at 11-10-2008 04:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 11-10-2008 07:48 PM (16 years ago) (m)
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i go tell the lady say it be dollar she dey look at
Posted: at 11-10-2008 09:15 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply keveen at 11-10-2008 11:42 PM (16 years ago) (m)
BBPearl.. u no fit compose pidgin.... na so so ame full ur mouth
KEVEE№1٭٭ ٭٭KEVEE№1 Forza In†er... io sono in†eris†a ::1908:: http://inter.it/ (o_O) Posted: at 11-10-2008 11:42 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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am learning
Posted: at 12-10-2008 12:19 AM (16 years ago) | Hero
Reply orezo at 13-10-2008 01:20 PM (16 years ago) (m)
am learning
U better learn fast oh!
bcos banka don dey interview wit pidgin enlish... LOL
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 13-10-2008 01:22 PM (16 years ago) (m)
na which bank be that?
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 13-10-2008 01:24 PM (16 years ago) (m)
central bank must hear this.
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply baresi_moi at 13-10-2008 01:29 PM (16 years ago) (m)
i go lock up with the dolly, but i go just dey find the old mama some kind bar for side wey she go use be happy...
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:29 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
Reply orezo at 13-10-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago) (m)
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na which bank be that?
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Try find out u go hear...
No b for my mouth u go hear sey our former presido no fine
LOL
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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baresi_mo, u be correct guy, u don talk the correct thing
Posted: at 13-10-2008 01:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 8-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago) (m)
i go lock up with the dolly, but i go just dey find the old mama some kind bar for side wey she go use be happy...
u be baddest guy
Posted: at 8-11-2008 09:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply rezimero at 9-11-2008 03:35 PM (16 years ago) (m)
baddest, baddest guy
Posted: at 9-11-2008 03:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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i go lock up with the dolly, but i go just dey find the old mama some kind bar for side wey she go use be happy...
Yeah you are right.. the old woman is ignorant but you go find bar or restaurant where she can eat free food. or is that not what u mean?
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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