Smallcox

Date: 05-11-2010 2:14 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Baruda
- at 5-11-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago)
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A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.

The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.

"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."

Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."

When he removed his shorts, and his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"

Posted: at 5-11-2010 02:14 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Arabmoney2 at 5-11-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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nawa o
Posted: at 5-11-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-11-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 5-11-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2010 09:16 PM (14 years ago)
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u tried boy
more grease to ur elbows
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Posted: at 5-11-2010 09:16 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-11-2010 09:39 PM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 5-11-2010 09:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 4kasibe247 at 5-11-2010 10:10 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool
Posted: at 5-11-2010 10:10 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 5-11-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
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4ny
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