josiahlawson at 22-11-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago)
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Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins.
When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession area and spoke to the Female Pastor.
"Mother-in the Lord, I am sinful."
"Yes, son, just tell me what have you done, the Lord will forgive you."
"Mother-in the Lord, I have a steady relationship with my girlfriend, it's been 3 years and nothing serious ever happened between us. Yesterday, I visited her house, and nobody was at home except for her sister. We were alone and I slept with her."
"That's bad my boy, fortunately you realize your mistake."
"Mother, last week I went to my grilfriend's office to look for her, but nobody was around except for one of her colleagues, so I slept with her too."
"That's not very good of you."
"Mother, last month, I went to her uncle's house to look for her, nobody was around except for her auntie, and I slept with her too."
"Mother? ... Mother-in the Lord?"
Suddenly this guy realized that there was no response from the other side, he walked over and discovered that the Pastor was not there. So he began searching for her.
"Mother? Where are you?"
He searched high and low, and finally he found him hiding under the table behind the piano.
"Mother-in the Lord, why are you hiding here?"
"Sorry son, suddenly I remembered there is nobody around here except me."
Posted: at 22-11-2010 01:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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