When men lie....

Date: 29-11-2010 9:22 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
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- at 29-11-2010 09:22 PM (14 years ago)
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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him around the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied: "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it , that I found in your pants pocket." The man then said' "When i was at the races last week JENNY was the name of the horse i bet on.' "The wife apologised and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious, upon re-gaining consiousness the man asked why she had hit again. "Your horse phoned."

Posted: at 29-11-2010 09:22 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- SamEkpenyong at 29-11-2010 09:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........................ Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-11-2010 09:49 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 29-11-2010 10:34 PM (14 years ago)
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bros thanks 4 the joke but....
Posted: at 29-11-2010 10:34 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-11-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kasiemobi at 30-11-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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good
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 30-11-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago)
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa











i no fit laugh
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:08 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 30-11-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-11-2010 03:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- monasea at 30-11-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago)
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Smiley)) nice
Posted: at 30-11-2010 05:57 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sizzlingsofi at 30-11-2010 06:01 PM (14 years ago)
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HMMMMMM
Posted: at 30-11-2010 06:01 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 30-11-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago)
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9ice Cool
Posted: at 30-11-2010 06:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 30-11-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 30-11-2010 03:08 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Abeg do am small small.








i no fit laugh
Posted: at 30-11-2010 07:30 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ashima at 30-11-2010 07:34 PM (14 years ago)
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Abeg una thank you all for reading and appreciating the joke.
Posted: at 30-11-2010 07:34 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- 4kasibe247 at 30-11-2010 07:35 PM (14 years ago)
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u r welcome 4 reading n appreciating d jokes
Posted: at 30-11-2010 07:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 30-11-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 4kasibe247 on 30-11-2010 07:35 PM
u r welcome 4 reading n appreciating d jokes
Thank you bros.
Posted: at 30-11-2010 07:43 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 30-11-2010 11:12 PM (14 years ago)
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thats ok,
keep it up
 Grin
Posted: at 30-11-2010 11:12 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 30-11-2010 11:16 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahaha....funny.......i still dey laugh?Huh?Huh??? Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-11-2010 11:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 30-11-2010 11:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Shey na like dis e go dey dey?Huh?Huh?




Na to dey post old joke remain abi?
Posted: at 30-11-2010 11:32 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- AKIOLUFUNMILAYO at 1-12-2010 12:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Mayb
Posted: at 1-12-2010 12:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 1-12-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: xter on 30-11-2010 11:32 PM
Shey na like dis e go dey dey?Huh?Huh?




Na to dey post old joke remain abi?

XTER THE DON
Posted: at 1-12-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 1-12-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Riverniger1 on 30-11-2010 11:16 PM
hahahahahahahaha....funny.......i still dey laugh?Huh?Huh??? Grin Grin
hmmmm
Posted: at 1-12-2010 09:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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