Wet joke! Read before it is dry!

Date: 03-12-2010 2:48 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
- at 3-12-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago)
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Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you're in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first guy says, "I'd like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I'd like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I'd like to hear them say......LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!"

Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:48 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 3-12-2010 03:50 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahah



Na dat 3rd guy get brain joor Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:50 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- 4kasibe247 at 3-12-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago)
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moving to hell Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:52 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- radark at 3-12-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Grin
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- xter at 3-12-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago)
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Na radark be dis?
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:58 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Renewed at 3-12-2010 06:23 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one...but where the 3rd guy dey move go?
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:23 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 3-12-2010 06:26 PM (14 years ago)
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 na old Joke jo

Posted B4
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:26 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- asaph at 3-12-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago)
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Moving?
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:29 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 3-12-2010 06:30 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Renewed on  3-12-2010 06:23 PM
Nice one...but where the 3rd guy dey move go?


and another unanswered question be that
Posted: at 3-12-2010 06:30 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 08:16 AM (14 years ago)
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pb4.
Posted: at 4-12-2010 08:16 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago)
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oh boy u try..... Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sixtyhoneyy at 5-12-2010 07:17 PM (14 years ago)
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mmmmmmmmmmm Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 5-12-2010 07:17 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queclove at 5-12-2010 08:18 PM (14 years ago)
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OK  Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:18 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 6-12-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago)
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anoda ok
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:03 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- mdfash at 6-12-2010 08:10 AM (14 years ago)
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how e go move when hin dey for heven?
Posted: at 6-12-2010 08:10 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago)
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the guy dey move go heaven or hell fire?
Posted: at 6-12-2010 04:14 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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