You will die laughing!

Date: 03-12-2010 2:49 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
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- at 3-12-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago)
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Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.

Posted: at 3-12-2010 02:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- xter at 3-12-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago)
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for where?




Nonsense!
Posted: at 3-12-2010 03:49 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 3-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago)
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i no die laughing........ Shocked
Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 3-12-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago)
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Have pity.
 
Posted: at 3-12-2010 11:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 4-12-2010 07:14 AM (14 years ago)
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why person go die laughing 4 dis kind zoke? Angry
Posted: at 4-12-2010 07:14 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- ishola1000 at 4-12-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago)
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u     try
Posted: at 4-12-2010 09:24 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omotoyosolabisi at 4-12-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago)
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running ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:47 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- xter at 4-12-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago)
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dis thing nor funny at all ooo
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:33 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 4-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  4-12-2010 10:47 AM
running ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Jumping..........
Posted: at 4-12-2010 01:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 4-12-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago)
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flying Sad Smiley
Posted: at 4-12-2010 10:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 5-12-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago)
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make i comot
Posted: at 5-12-2010 08:34 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Riverniger1 at 5-12-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago)
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comot go where?
Posted: at 5-12-2010 02:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 6-12-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago)
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skipping
Posted: at 6-12-2010 10:18 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 6-12-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
wondweful yoke

abeg make i carry my dog go house b4 him go shit 4 road
 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 6-12-2010 03:42 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kaycee22 at 6-12-2010 09:33 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  6-12-2010 10:18 AM
skipping
slidding
Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:33 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Riverniger1 at 6-12-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kaycee22 at 6-12-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago)
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ijaw lake Ok for wetin?
Posted: at 6-12-2010 09:48 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago)
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ok for nothing ooooo
huh!
Posted: at 7-12-2010 11:07 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- royone at 7-12-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago)
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abi make d man pay with d kisses wey him get
Posted: at 7-12-2010 12:51 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Skypon2002 at 7-12-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago)
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 Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool
Posted: at 7-12-2010 01:05 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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