Wetin we go call this one???????????????????????????????????

Date: 08-12-2010 2:12 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
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- at 8-12-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.

A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.

The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

Posted: at 8-12-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 8-12-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago)
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hissssssssssssssssssssss
running
Posted: at 8-12-2010 02:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 8-12-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on  8-12-2010 02:21 PM
hissssssssssssssssssssss
running
If I catch you eh.......... you go hear am.
Posted: at 8-12-2010 02:31 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bodeniyi at 8-12-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago)
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Oshisko
Posted: at 8-12-2010 02:43 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-12-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago)
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poster na true.
So wetin we go call dis crap?
Posted: at 8-12-2010 02:46 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- florish4love at 8-12-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago)
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rubbish

hissing

not funny

make i waka go front
Posted: at 8-12-2010 03:04 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 8-12-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago)
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I follow you abeg
Posted: at 8-12-2010 03:06 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 8-12-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago)
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heheheheheeee.
Posted: at 8-12-2010 03:07 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- enoeno at 8-12-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago)
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mu mu tuk abeg i don wa ka
Posted: at 8-12-2010 03:09 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- florish4love at 8-12-2010 03:35 PM (14 years ago)
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every body dey waka
Posted: at 8-12-2010 03:35 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 8-12-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago)
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becos them follow shakira sing WAKA WAKA
Posted: at 8-12-2010 07:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- MrDon at 8-12-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago)
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seen b4
Posted: at 8-12-2010 07:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 9-12-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago)
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gbamm... na so.
Posted: at 9-12-2010 11:21 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- solid_solid at 9-12-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago)
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this one na yuke
Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:32 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- felixomosexy at 9-12-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago)
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am going
Posted: at 9-12-2010 12:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- do4sure at 9-12-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago)
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OBITUARY POST
Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-12-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 9-12-2010 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 9-12-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago)
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la lolo
Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:07 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 9-12-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago)
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wetin dey lolo you

i go slap you for intestine ooo
Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 9-12-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago)
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me i slap u for ur tatooo
Posted: at 9-12-2010 02:15 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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