AT THE SUPREMARKET!!!!!!!!!

Date: 10-12-2010 10:20 am (14 years ago) | Author: Tu young
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- at 10-12-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago)
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was N40,000.00. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:20 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- omotoyosolabisi at 10-12-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago)
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OK, RUNNING
Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 2YOUNG at 10-12-2010 10:26 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 10-12-2010 10:24 AM
OK, RUNNING
To the supermarket?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:26 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 10-12-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago)
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this na guy woman
Posted: at 10-12-2010 11:46 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 10-12-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 2YOUNG on 10-12-2010 10:26 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 10-12-2010 10:24 AM
OK, RUNNING
To the supermarket?Huh?Huh??


park n shop
Posted: at 10-12-2010 12:19 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 10-12-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 10-12-2010 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 2YOUNG at 10-12-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 10-12-2010 12:34 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Florish hope say you good today
Posted: at 10-12-2010 12:39 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 10-12-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago)
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eeeeyeeeeeeeee
Posted: at 10-12-2010 01:41 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- florish4love at 10-12-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 2YOUNG on 10-12-2010 12:39 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 10-12-2010 12:34 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Florish hope say you good today


i no good oooooooooooo

terry do me bad today oooo

infact i still dey sleep
Posted: at 10-12-2010 02:00 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- 2YOUNG at 10-12-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: florish4love on 10-12-2010 02:00 PM
Quote from: 2YOUNG on 10-12-2010 12:39 PM
Quote from: florish4love on 10-12-2010 12:34 PM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Florish hope say you good today


i no good oooooooooooo

terry do me bad today oooo

infact i still dey sleep
Awwww sowy....hope say the bad no too much
Posted: at 10-12-2010 06:55 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- joygirlly at 10-12-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago)
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d woman tight abeg
Posted: at 10-12-2010 07:13 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- emmajenic1 at 10-12-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: joygirlly on 10-12-2010 07:13 PM
d woman tight abeg

Mother indeed...
Posted: at 10-12-2010 08:15 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 10-12-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 2YOUNG on 10-12-2010 10:26 AM
Quote from: omotoyosolabisi on 10-12-2010 10:24 AM
OK, RUNNING
To the supermarket?Huh?Huh??
to go and see the boy
 Grin

Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:24 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 10-12-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: solid_solid on 10-12-2010 11:46 AM
this na guy woman
the woman na guyoyo
 Grin

Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:25 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 10-12-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: joygirlly on 10-12-2010 07:13 PM
d woman tight abeg

Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 10-12-2010 10:27 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- blazingdiamond at 10-12-2010 11:28 PM (14 years ago)
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huh???
Posted: at 10-12-2010 11:28 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Renewed at 10-12-2010 11:32 PM (14 years ago)
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Nice one... Wink

Posted: at 10-12-2010 11:32 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ainnylove at 11-12-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago)
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is funny
Posted: at 11-12-2010 01:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Freesmile at 11-12-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: 2YOUNG on 10-12-2010 10:20 AM
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on.

Finally he went to the check-out line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who I haven't seen in a long time."

"That's a shame," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!'? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man. So, when the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the check-out counter, he saw that his total was N40,000.00. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

The clerk replied, "Your mother said that you would pay for her."

 Grin Grin Grin Grin That woman na current mugu
Posted: at 11-12-2010 02:26 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 11-12-2010 02:28 PM (14 years ago)
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ok
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