He wunt be gettin any "honeypot" 4 a week

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since his family lives on a farm, his mother asks if he has done his chores.

'Not yet momma,' said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken.

He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?' he asks.

'Well,' his mother says, 'I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk.'

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: 'Are you going to tell him, or should I?
 

Posted: at 18-12-2010 10:50 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 18-12-2010 11:40 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

u try...................
funny enough
 

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Posted: at 26-12-2010 10:33 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

posted b4

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Posted: at 26-12-2010 10:55 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

u bam

Posted: at 26-12-2010 11:31 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

ok

Posted: at 27-12-2010 04:54 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

yea
she is wonderful

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Posted: at 28-12-2010 05:40 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

WONDERFUL!

Posted: at 28-12-2010 12:05 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

@kris
easy with ur laff ooo
ur laff dey make me dey laff self
 

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Posted: at 28-12-2010 07:36 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

lol.Una shuld better tak ur tym ooo..Dey make person head dey swell lik dis..hehe
Im glad Y'all liked it..thnx :-)

Posted: at 28-12-2010 09:04 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming