When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband...... at all times
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married ....You think to yourself...."Was he ALWAYS this hairy?"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you ...for no reason When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married ....You wonder who will die first
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy" When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area
When you are dating..... He understands if you "aren't in the mood" When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare
When you are dating..... He calls you by name When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
eya u no try o. wey rezi don they tell me make i help him get ur number. Anyway make u remember invite me for item 7 sha. I no go mind carry my agbada come
Posted: at 27-12-2008 07:26 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:07 AM (16 years ago) (f)
Quote from: segxi on 27-12-2008 07:26 AM
eya u no try o. wey rezi don they tell me make i help him get ur number. Anyway make u remember invite me for item 7 sha. I no go mind carry my agbada come
No worry, I go discuss with my husband to be... we fit make you Chairman sef!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:07 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac