Country Club Genie

Date: 09-11-2008 5:48 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Happiness keeps you sweet...
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- at 9-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago)
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A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."

When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke my window?"

The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do is give each of you one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."

"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."

"I want a house in every country in the world," said the wife. "Consider it done," said the genie, "and now for my wish. Because I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't made love in a really long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked over at his wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses...If you don't mind honey, I don't either." The wife agreed.

The genie took her upstairs and ravished her for 3 hours. After he was through, the genie looked at the wife and asked, "How old is you husband, anyway?"

"Twenty-five," said the wife.

"And he still believes in genies?"

 Huh? Huh? Huh?


Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- rezimero at 9-11-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago)
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posted b4
Posted: at 9-11-2008 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago)
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not funny though
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (16 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- grin_genius4lif at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (16 years ago)
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got it
Posted: at 9-11-2008 08:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 10-11-2008 06:07 PM (16 years ago)
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what?
Posted: at 10-11-2008 06:07 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 30-11-2008 03:51 PM (16 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
I never knew that it had been psoted b4.

Posted: at 30-11-2008 03:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-11-2008 07:33 PM (16 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed

Posted: at 30-11-2008 07:33 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- FunkyKing at 1-12-2008 01:39 AM (16 years ago)
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     Really funny.

Posted: at 1-12-2008 01:39 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- fattony at 2-12-2008 08:05 PM (16 years ago)
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lol if na me i go kill some1 o
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:05 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 2-12-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: fattony on  2-12-2008 08:05 PM
lol if na me i go kill some1 o

u wan kill  abi?Huh??    or u just want persin to comot ur yansh 4rm ur legs........ Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:12 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- lylawal at 2-12-2008 08:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Very Very funny! I no mind if it was here or not... Peeps, I thot this is not cinema, U have a mouse, so its not wats showing that U most see. U choose wat gets to U...
Posted: at 2-12-2008 08:19 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- rezimero at 2-12-2008 09:03 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: lylawal on  2-12-2008 08:19 PM
Very Very funny! I no mind if it was here or not... Peeps, I thot this is not cinema, U have a mouse, so its not wats showing that U most see. U choose wat gets to U...
ly abi na lie be your name sef, we don't encourage piracy here
Posted: at 2-12-2008 09:03 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 04:25 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: lylawal on  2-12-2008 08:19 PM
Very Very funny! I no mind if it was here or not... Peeps, I thot this is not cinema, U have a mouse, so its not wats showing that U most see. U choose wat gets to U...

Thank you guy ojare!

Posted: at 25-12-2008 04:25 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 25-12-2008 06:50 PM (16 years ago)
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mumu husand
Posted: at 25-12-2008 06:50 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 25-12-2008 10:13 PM (16 years ago)
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Who posted this   
Again
Posted: at 25-12-2008 10:13 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 26-12-2008 02:37 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 26-12-2008 02:37 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sillyjokker at 26-12-2008 11:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 25-12-2008 10:13 PM
Who posted this   
Again

You go fear ?

Posted: at 26-12-2008 11:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 01:59 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 25-12-2008 10:13 PM
Who posted this   
Again
sillyjokker talk na. no be you post am again?
Posted: at 28-12-2008 01:59 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 3-01-2009 07:41 AM (16 years ago)
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it is not easy
Posted: at 3-01-2009 07:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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