WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

Posted: at 11-11-2008 04:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

make dem try am whether dem go see husband marry

Posted: at 11-11-2008 07:57 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no mind am. e be like say e don over am, she wan draw other girls follow body

Posted: at 11-11-2008 08:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

haba, why i go abuse you

Posted: at 12-11-2008 11:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

methodman, you are wrong, some men deserve to be turned down and mind you, ladies have taste. We don't just jump at unwanted men, only unless...... you know.

Omo, thanks a thrillion.

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Posted: at 12-11-2008 01:56 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nyc 1

Posted: at 12-11-2008 03:32 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

e be like say e don over her

Posted: at 12-11-2008 05:05 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

no provoke oh, na tru the guy talk. na u start am

Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

make the prophecy come quick oh

Posted: at 12-11-2008 06:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice one, i like it esp;i'll be having headache this weekend!!!!

Posted: at 13-11-2008 04:38 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie