...DRUNK BET....

One day a drunk man told the bartender, "I'll bet you $100 that I can bite my right eye." The bartender grinned and said, "Okay, you drunk." The drunk pulled out his right fake eye and bit it.

After more drinks the drunk said, "I bet you $200 I can bite my left eye." The bartender knew it could not be fake, so he said, "Okay." The drunk pulled out his dentures and bit his left eye. The bartender, by now was really mad.

After a few more drinks, the drunk said, "I'll bet you $500 that if you slide a shot glass down the bar, I can hop on each stool and pee in it without getting a drop on your bar." The bartender knew he could not do it so he said okay. The bartender slid the shot glass as fast as he could. The drunk jumped on stools and peed all over the bar. The bartender jumped up and screamed in joy because he won $500. In the back he heard, a man yelling in frustration. He asked the man why. The man replied, "That drunk fool bet me $1000 that he can pee on your bar and you would be happy about it!"

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Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

dou na remixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Posted: at 12-02-2011 12:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

sickly funny

Posted: at 12-02-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

remix really

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Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:23 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nice

Posted: at 12-02-2011 10:44 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

dear pb4 but u are cute

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:05 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

lol

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:10 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

ok nah
hw u dey?sleep no dey ur eyes?

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:17 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

wow! U no dey naija?
Na where u dey?
Pakistan?palestine? Abi na sri lanka?

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:25 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

holy shit!!!!
I have a friend there to be honest named Christine frias but havent met her b4.but we've been keeping in touch with each other seriously

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Posted: at 13-02-2011 01:36 AM (13 years ago) | Hero