Men Are Impossible to Please If he calls you and your phone is off, he thinks you're cheating.. then he sends a sms saying "don't tell me the battery story coz I know that line" If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO IN LOVE , moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE other men; If u DON'T, he says u are RURAL. If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS, a walkover; If u are SMARTER than him, you're a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT. If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED. (very true huh?) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP... If u tell him your PROBLEMS he says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST him. If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it 's because he CARES for u If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!) If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN. If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK; If he does WELL, it's definitely BRAINS. (luck?) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:32 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
MissyBarbie at 16-02-2011 11:38 AM (14 years ago) (f)
Pls how can i get in touch with this lady She's 101% correct Kudos to her jo
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
This coming from a man? Wonderful! But what are u, as a man, doing about these problematic issues? Anyway, women must continue to endure these discouraging attitudes and relish the few encouraging ones....
Posted: at 16-02-2011 11:57 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Freesmile at 17-02-2011 11:13 AM (14 years ago) (m)
@Missybarbie .....the writer missed something, a lady can never do without a man, if men keep their distance from women they believe is because something is wrong with them and they also think is bcos they are ugly so FREE MEN jor, women are too much to satisfied!!!
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:13 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
@Missybarbie .....the writer missed something, a lady can never do without a man, if men keep their distance from women they believe is because something is wrong with them and they also think is bcos they are ugly so FREE MEN jor, women are too much to satisfied!!!
I'm vantheo! And i'm...........AWESOME!!!!!
Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:20 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
MissyBarbie at 17-02-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Freesmile on 17-02-2011 11:13 AM
@Missybarbie .....the writer missed something, a lady can never do without a man, if men keep their distance from women they believe is because something is wrong with them and they also think is bcos they are ugly so FREE MEN jor, women are too much to satisfied!!!
Na lie jooo Oh Sorry no comment
Posted: at 17-02-2011 04:50 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 
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...heheh...if yu wanna smell what kebella is cooking........bring it up!!
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