bekee hard oo

Date: 17-02-2011 11:45 am (13 years ago) | Author: Ndukwe Christy
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- at 17-02-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago)
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A boy took one girl to a restaurant and was toasting her.
boy: girl whats up?
girl: cool
boy: see baby, i like u. i love u, i want  carry wine for ur head. 
girl: really?
boy: yea, infact to conclude everything i want malliage u
girl: (very angry) rook at u! u want malliage me, common english u can't spoke

Posted: at 17-02-2011 11:45 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- jjdogara at 17-02-2011 12:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Are u?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 12:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mrvoue at 17-02-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago)
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are u serious? are u sure ure not d girl?
Posted: at 17-02-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 17-02-2011 06:38 PM (13 years ago)
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hissinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 17-02-2011 06:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 17-02-2011 08:52 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 12:09 PM
are u serious? are u sure ure not d girl?
she cannot be d chik...
Posted: at 17-02-2011 08:52 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 18-02-2011 07:59 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-02-2011 06:38 PM
hissinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Angry Angry Angry Angry
bro u dey para o,u go just choke  Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 07:59 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mrvoue at 18-02-2011 08:00 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 17-02-2011 08:52 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 12:09 PM
are u serious? are u sure ure not d girl?
she cannot be d chik...
na u then...its got to b sm1 here
Posted: at 18-02-2011 08:00 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 18-02-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 18-02-2011 08:00 AM
Quote from: giftmurphy on 17-02-2011 08:52 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 12:09 PM
are u serious? are u sure ure not d girl?
she cannot be d chik...
na u then...its got to b sm1 here
Shocked it cant never be me.............
Posted: at 18-02-2011 11:54 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 18-02-2011 01:27 PM (13 years ago)
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they never toast u b4?  Shocked
Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:27 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 18-02-2011 01:31 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked...its not abt toastin here,its d english...
Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:31 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- mrvoue at 18-02-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago)
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d iglish was ok nah abi wat is happen to it? Grin
Posted: at 18-02-2011 01:40 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 18-02-2011 04:34 PM (13 years ago)
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(very angry) rook at u! u want malliage me, common english u can't spoke....
dat is d english m talkin abt.....hmmn...its ok i know..... Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-02-2011 04:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lemondizzie at 18-02-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago)
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common english u can spoke....Vocabulary
Posted: at 18-02-2011 06:22 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- giftmurphy at 18-02-2011 06:27 PM (13 years ago)
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hmmn
Posted: at 18-02-2011 06:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 18-02-2011 11:00 PM (13 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-02-2011 11:00 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 19-02-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 19-02-2011 04:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 19-02-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago)
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 Smiley Wink Cheesy Grin Angry Sad Shocked Cool Huh? Roll Eyes Tongue Embarrassed Lips Sealed Undecided Kiss :'(
Posted: at 19-02-2011 06:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 19-02-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago)
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only u one did all dis and ended wiv tears.....
Posted: at 19-02-2011 06:26 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 04:21 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: giftmurphy on 17-02-2011 08:52 PM
Quote from: mrvoue on 17-02-2011 12:09 PM
are u serious? are u sure ure not d girl?
she cannot be d chik...

u sure?
Posted: at 20-02-2011 04:21 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 20-02-2011 04:23 AM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: mrvoue on 18-02-2011 07:59 AM
Quote from: Skypon2002 on 17-02-2011 06:38 PM
hissinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Angry Angry Angry Angry
bro u dey para o,u go just choke  Grin

lailai
water dey my side Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2011 04:23 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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