The Miracle

Date: 07-03-2011 7:45 pm (14 years ago) | Author: Ikongshul Godwin Ashima
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- at 7-03-2011 07:45 PM (14 years ago)
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A traveling evangelist comes to town and sets up his tent. That night he's on stage doing what he does best. Suddenly he stops cold in the middle of his sermon. "Someone in the audience needs my help I feel it." Suddenly an older man gets up and hobbles to the front on crutches. "What can I do for you?" the evangelist asks. "My name is Bill and I've been on these crutches most my life. I want to walk like everyone else." The evangelist prays and tells Bill to go behind the curtains and talk to his couselor.

He turns back to the audience and says: "Someone else needs my help, I just know it." Pretty soon a young man struts up to the front. "What can I do for you?" the evangelist asks. "My name is Lawrry, I was bourn wit a hawr lip. I just wawna tawk wike ewerywon ewse." The evangelist prays and tells Larry to go behind the curtain to talk to his counselor.

The evangelist turns to the audience and exclaims: "Bill will walk and Larry will talk like everyone else by the end of his show." An hour goes by and the evangelist yells to the back: "Bill ! Throw you crutches out and walk like everyone else!" As the crutches fly out from behind the curtain the evangelist yells: "Larrry! Say something, talk like everyone else!" Larry yells: "BIWL FEWL, BIWL FEWL!"

Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:45 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 07:50 PM (14 years ago)
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Wey the joke na?

Posted: at 7-03-2011 07:50 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ashima at 7-03-2011 08:03 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  7-03-2011 07:50 PM
Wey the joke na?
Read am again. I don tire
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:03 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Propellaswaggs at 7-03-2011 08:49 PM (14 years ago)
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no comment, but i ve just made one.lol
Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:49 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 7-03-2011 08:56 PM (14 years ago)
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omg! who did dis to u posta?

Posted: at 7-03-2011 08:56 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 7-03-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago)
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poster what did we do to deserve dis kind post?

Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:23 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 10:42 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-03-2011 10:23 PM
poster what did we do to deserve dis kind post?
Me i just tire oh!!

Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:42 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 7-03-2011 10:44 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Ashima on  7-03-2011 08:03 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  7-03-2011 07:50 PM
Wey the joke na?
Read am again. I don tire
U don tire wetin......abeg explain dis tin joor!!!

Posted: at 7-03-2011 10:44 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Joanna1 at 7-03-2011 11:30 PM (14 years ago)
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dis na joke or article?? Undecided 
Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:30 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 7-03-2011 11:53 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Fashalyn on  7-03-2011 10:42 PM
Quote from: jossy4reall on  7-03-2011 10:23 PM
poster what did we do to deserve dis kind post?
Me i just tire oh!!
If u tire make u retire

Posted: at 7-03-2011 11:53 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 8-03-2011 12:25 AM (14 years ago)
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For wetin na...Me am married to this forum oh! not even dis poster can make me to retire.

Posted: at 8-03-2011 12:25 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 8-03-2011 12:46 AM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Ashima on  7-03-2011 08:03 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  7-03-2011 07:50 PM
Wey the joke na?
Read am again. I don tire

me too tire self Wink
Posted: at 8-03-2011 12:46 AM (14 years ago) |
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- terryworld at 9-03-2011 03:30 AM (14 years ago)
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not again!

Posted: at 9-03-2011 03:30 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 04:24 AM (14 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 9-03-2011 04:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 9-03-2011 05:01 AM (14 years ago)
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ur final ansa?

Posted: at 9-03-2011 05:01 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 06:12 AM (14 years ago)
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No oh!! I want to use 50:50 and call a friend.....

Posted: at 9-03-2011 06:12 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-03-2011 12:53 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Fashalyn on  8-03-2011 12:25 AM
For wetin na...Me am married to this forum oh! not even dis poster can make me to retire.

ok welcome good,una don hear ram cuz my name na
THIS FORUM. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 12:53 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Sheree at 9-03-2011 01:21 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Ashima on  7-03-2011 08:03 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  7-03-2011 07:50 PM
Wey the joke na?
Read am again. I don tire
Grin Grin Grin

who force u Huh?
Posted: at 9-03-2011 01:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Fashalyn at 9-03-2011 08:05 PM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on  9-03-2011 12:53 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  8-03-2011 12:25 AM
For wetin na...Me am married to this forum oh! not even dis poster can make me to retire.

ok welcome good,una don hear ram cuz my name na
THIS FORUM. Grin Grin Grin
LMAO!! Emejuru, ure not serious oh!!

Posted: at 9-03-2011 08:05 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 9-03-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago)
Quote from: Fashalyn on  9-03-2011 08:05 PM
Quote from: emejuru on  9-03-2011 12:53 PM
Quote from: Fashalyn on  8-03-2011 12:25 AM
For wetin na...Me am married to this forum oh! not even dis poster can make me to retire.

ok welcome good,una don hear ram cuz my name na
THIS FORUM. Grin Grin Grin
LMAO!! Emejuru, ure not serious oh!!

Na you talk am say you are married to this forum ,
and na my English name,you dey ask me if i serious,
yes oooo,am very serious. Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-03-2011 11:19 PM (14 years ago) |
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