Prostitute or Protestant?

Date: 10-03-2011 4:09 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 10-03-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago)
(f)
A daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out: " Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call?  You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!"
he girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"   
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat
and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million
for  my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the
spanking
new  BMW that's parked outside and a lifetime membership to the Country
Club...  an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and ...

"Now what was it you said you had become?"
!
Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!"... Sniff, sniff
..

"Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought yo
u said "a
Protestant". 
"Come here and give your old man a hug!"

Posted: at 10-03-2011 04:09 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Sheree at 10-03-2011 04:12 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Foolish man
Posted: at 10-03-2011 04:12 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zainaim01 at 10-03-2011 04:46 PM (14 years ago)
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Useless father
Posted: at 10-03-2011 04:46 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dollymacy at 10-03-2011 04:56 PM (14 years ago)
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make i re-think, wetin i go talk
Posted: at 10-03-2011 04:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 10-03-2011 05:42 PM (14 years ago)
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hehehe d father na guy man
Posted: at 10-03-2011 05:42 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 10-03-2011 05:45 PM (14 years ago)
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Abeg the man na yeye father joor.....
Posted: at 10-03-2011 05:45 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 10-03-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago)
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true! Grin
Posted: at 10-03-2011 07:20 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bodeniyi at 10-03-2011 08:11 PM (14 years ago)
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seen before.. but na joke of the century.. always funny
Posted: at 10-03-2011 08:11 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Omilim at 10-03-2011 08:21 PM (14 years ago)
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what a father indeed.no shame
Posted: at 10-03-2011 08:21 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 10-03-2011 09:24 PM (14 years ago)
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U wan try d father  Grin Grin Grin
Nice joke
Posted: at 10-03-2011 09:24 PM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 11-03-2011 02:58 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 11-03-2011 02:58 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 11-03-2011 03:42 AM (14 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 11-03-2011 03:42 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 11-03-2011 06:38 AM (14 years ago)
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abeg she write my name 4 people wey go benefit?
Posted: at 11-03-2011 06:38 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 11-03-2011 07:12 AM (14 years ago)
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Love of money
Posted: at 11-03-2011 07:12 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Abolore05 at 12-03-2011 04:55 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 11-03-2011 06:38 AM
abeg she write my name 4 people wey go benefit?
I no check
wait make i ask am
 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 12-03-2011 04:55 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Dramaking at 12-03-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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d fada soju die!!!
Posted: at 12-03-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 13-03-2011 02:17 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 12-03-2011 04:55 AM
Quote from: terryworld on 11-03-2011 06:38 AM
abeg she write my name 4 people wey go benefit?
I no check
wait make i ask am
 Grin Grin Grin
abeg check fast cos i no send d job wey she dey do
Posted: at 13-03-2011 02:17 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- Fashalyn at 13-03-2011 04:19 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 11-03-2011 06:38 AM
abeg she write my name 4 people wey go benefit?
Hmmmm!!
Posted: at 13-03-2011 04:19 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 20-03-2011 12:17 AM (14 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 20-03-2011 12:17 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- e-love at 21-03-2011 01:06 AM (14 years ago)
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U go c money way him/ha head no go alert
Posted: at 21-03-2011 01:06 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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