MY PEOPLE, LEARN TO STICK TO INSTRUCTIONS!!! (Page 7)

Date: 16-03-2011 9:23 pm (14 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 21-03-2011 09:30 PM (14 years ago)
 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:30 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 21-03-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:31 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 09:37 PM (14 years ago)
see yeye dey laugh
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:37 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 21-03-2011 09:39 PM (14 years ago)
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u see am? Roll Eyes
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:39 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 09:46 PM (14 years ago)
for your face
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:46 PM (14 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 21-03-2011 09:47 PM (14 years ago)
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for ur face? Shocked
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:47 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 21-03-2011 09:55 PM (14 years ago)
your face look well well
Posted: at 21-03-2011 09:55 PM (14 years ago) |
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- ceejay58 at 22-03-2011 12:25 AM (14 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 16-03-2011 09:23 PM
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
 A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
 He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
 Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled APR.
 Who would know if he touched them?
 He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
 What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
 Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
 When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
 When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the APR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
 Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
 'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the APR button.
 The Nurse replied 'The button APR is an Automatic Pad Remover. Your penis is under your pillow!'
Grin
Posted: at 22-03-2011 12:25 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- at 22-03-2011 09:56 AM (14 years ago)
which yeye be this now?
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- Destinytalks at 24-03-2011 04:18 AM (14 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 24-03-2011 04:18 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 24-03-2011 04:21 AM (14 years ago)
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why?
Posted: at 24-03-2011 04:21 AM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- shaeeb at 24-03-2011 10:37 AM (14 years ago)
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i dey laffffff
Posted: at 24-03-2011 10:37 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- at 24-03-2011 03:20 PM (14 years ago)
no laff near me oooo Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2011 03:20 PM (14 years ago) |
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- jeffrey4u at 24-03-2011 03:57 PM (14 years ago)
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gud
Posted: at 24-03-2011 03:57 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 24-03-2011 03:59 PM (14 years ago)
you sure?
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- solid_solid at 24-03-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahhahahaha ......
Posted: at 24-03-2011 04:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 24-03-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago)
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what kind of laf be dis na Shocked
Posted: at 24-03-2011 04:26 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jovison at 24-03-2011 04:29 PM (14 years ago)
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wonderful  Huh? Grin
Posted: at 24-03-2011 04:29 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie
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- Deffney at 24-03-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago)
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wonderful laugh abi?
Posted: at 24-03-2011 05:04 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 24-03-2011 07:59 PM (14 years ago)
na you talk so
Posted: at 24-03-2011 07:59 PM (14 years ago) |
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