The Affair

Date: 17-03-2011 9:37 am (14 years ago) | Author: Sweety Peters
- at 17-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago)
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>
> A man walked into a cafe,
>
> went to  the bar and ordered a beer.
>
> 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one
>  cent.'
>
> 'One  Cent?' the man exclaimed.
>
> He  glanced at the menu and asked:
>
> 'How much for a nice juicy  steak   
>
> and a bottle of wine?'
>
> 'A   nickel,' the barman  replied.
>
> 'A  nickel?'  exclaimed the man.
>
> 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' 
>
> The  bartender replied:
>
> 'Upstairs, with my  wife.'
>
> The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs
>
> with  your wife?'
>
> The  bartender
>  replied:
>
> 'The   same thing I'm doing
>
> to his business down here.' 

Posted: at 17-03-2011 09:37 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
- deboalabi262 at 20-03-2011 12:07 AM (14 years ago)
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Business Galore, No cheating. The bartender was busy with the barman's chick upstairs while the latter was collecting the money downstairs, Lol  Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 20-03-2011 12:07 AM (14 years ago) | Hero
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- kaat75 at 20-03-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 20-03-2011 11:08 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming
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- adebarey at 23-05-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago)
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lol Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 23-05-2011 03:27 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- MissyBarbie at 24-05-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 24-05-2011 03:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- KINGJHOE at 24-05-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 24-05-2011 03:47 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- PoliticxGuru at 1-09-2015 09:49 PM (9 years ago)
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cool
Posted: at 1-09-2015 09:49 PM (9 years ago) | Hero
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