F in sex

 mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied.
'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

' My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the littl e girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now.
'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly,'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. 'Why?'





'Because you got F in sex.'

Posted: at 26-03-2011 05:56 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

lol!!! very funny.....

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Posted: at 26-03-2011 07:16 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

trully no meaning

Posted: at 26-03-2011 07:58 PM (14 years ago) | Newbie

that little girl needs a good cane!!!
 

Posted: at 26-03-2011 08:02 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac

posted b4

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Posted: at 26-03-2011 11:10 PM (14 years ago) | Hero

hahahhhahahahahahahahhahhhh, so funny, still laughing

Posted: at 27-03-2011 01:00 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

gbammmmmm

Posted: at 27-03-2011 04:13 PM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

u mean say she get F9 (fail) in sex?

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Posted: at 27-03-2011 10:13 PM (14 years ago) | Addicted Hero

she needs BULLALLA. ITS A FUNNY JOKE ANY WAY.

Posted: at 31-03-2011 12:55 AM (14 years ago) | Upcoming

nice one there

serve her right, she for answer the girl questions.

now the girl think say, F (Female) na f she get for sex

Posted: at 31-03-2011 12:34 PM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac