Had he Known!

Date: 18-05-2011 8:08 pm (13 years ago) | Author: olsmyls
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- at 18-05-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago)
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There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first.

No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said "You have a very rare problem, your testicles are pressed up against your spine causing your headache. The only way to remedy it is to remove your testicles."

The man hesitantly agrees and gets them removed.

On his way home he walks past a taylor shop with a sign saying "ALL SUITS HALF PRICE"

Being in need of a new suit he walks in where a man greets him and says "Hello Sir I see you want a suit, I would say that you are a 34 sleeve and a 24 pant."

"Wow! How did you know that?" said the man.

"Why Sir I've been in this business for 40 years. Would you like shoes to go with that?"

"Sure" says the man. "Okay I'd say that you're a size 10 wide."

"Ok, now you're freaking me out...Thats a great talent" says the man.

"Thanks" replied the shopkeeper, "Now how about some undergarments?"

"Ok see if you can guess my size", said the man.

"Easy 36" said the shopkeeper.

"Nope 34" replied the man.

To which the shopkeeper exclaimed "Impossible a size 34 would skwish your testicles against your spine and you'de get a headache".

Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 18-05-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago)
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Long thing BRB   to read later

Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- teeco at 18-05-2011 08:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 18-05-2011 08:22 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 18-05-2011 10:02 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 18-05-2011 10:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 18-05-2011 10:05 PM (13 years ago)
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so?

Posted: at 18-05-2011 10:05 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-05-2011 10:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-05-2011 10:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 18-05-2011 10:24 PM (13 years ago)
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wetin do ya mouth?
Posted: at 18-05-2011 10:24 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femilux at 18-05-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago)
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seems he didnt need d operation after all
Posted: at 18-05-2011 11:41 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 19-05-2011 05:12 AM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 05:12 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 19-05-2011 07:17 AM (13 years ago)
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ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! na big time F-uck up oo.. FUnny
Posted: at 19-05-2011 07:17 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- adebarey at 19-05-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:20 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- chicanorose at 19-05-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:23 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 19-05-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago)
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ok Wink
Posted: at 19-05-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Abolore05 at 20-05-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 18-05-2011 10:05 PM
so?
so water and garri ya mouth Angry
Posted: at 20-05-2011 03:38 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 20-05-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago)
Boo Undecided not funny at all,
now i don get headache from
this outdated joke Angry 
Posted: at 20-05-2011 04:14 PM (13 years ago) |
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- chicanorose at 20-05-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-05-2011 04:18 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 20-05-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 20-05-2011 04:27 PM (13 years ago) |
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- Abolore05 at 20-05-2011 06:20 PM (13 years ago)
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 Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 20-05-2011 06:20 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- teeco at 20-05-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Abolore05 on 18-05-2011 10:24 PM
wetin do ya mouth?

him drink pregnant woman urine  Grin Grin

Posted: at 20-05-2011 08:31 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Abolore05 at 20-05-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago)
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ok Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-05-2011 09:43 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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