I WANT TO FEEL LIKE A WOMAN

Date: 10-06-2011 3:56 pm (13 years ago) | Author: IBUMOLE
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- at 10-06-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago)
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On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment there is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

 

Posted: at 10-06-2011 03:56 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- kenolis at 10-06-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 10-06-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy  you really get problem for this your b4
Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:10 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- osatoologbosere at 10-06-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:16 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- kenolis at 10-06-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:22 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kenolis at 10-06-2011 04:34 PM (13 years ago)
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 Sad Sad Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 10-06-2011 04:34 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- DaCutest at 10-06-2011 05:13 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 10-06-2011 04:05 PM
pb14141414
oga enough of pb4
must u post it in evry topic Huh?
Posted: at 10-06-2011 05:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tttonero at 10-06-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Buy a blow up doll, you can feel her everyday.
she will never complain.
dont forget to empty her once a week, or you will be kissing your own cum. Grin
Posted: at 10-06-2011 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 10-06-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 10-06-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- lanudja at 10-06-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 10-06-2011 05:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Omilim at 10-06-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 10-06-2011 05:33 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tttonero at 10-06-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago)
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Dont give her a love bite, she will fly out or the window
Posted: at 10-06-2011 05:38 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Fashalyn at 10-06-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago)
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old joke
Posted: at 10-06-2011 06:02 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 10-06-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago)
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old yoke
Posted: at 10-06-2011 06:08 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tttonero at 10-06-2011 06:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Are you a cross dresser ?
Posted: at 10-06-2011 06:11 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- at 11-06-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 11-06-2011 11:49 AM (13 years ago) |
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- jossy4reall at 12-06-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: tttonero on 10-06-2011 06:11 PM
Are you a cross dresser ?

He is triangle dresser
Posted: at 12-06-2011 01:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- at 12-06-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago)
 Undecided
Posted: at 12-06-2011 05:19 PM (13 years ago) |
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- kenolis at 13-06-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago)
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i see
Posted: at 13-06-2011 12:03 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- MilleniumMan at 13-06-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 13-06-2011 02:26 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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