Phone call

Date: 19-12-2008 2:26 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Olusegun
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- at 19-12-2008 02:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.


When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free
speaker function and begins to talk....


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"



MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat.
It's $1, 000. Can I buy it?"


MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."



WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: How much?"


WOMAN: $60, 000.


MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."



WOMAN: "Great! One more thing. ... The house we wanted
last year is back on the market. They're only asking
$450, 000."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it but just offer
$420, 000."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"



MAN: "Bye, I love you too."


The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment



Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs
to?"

Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- olachi22 at 19-12-2008 02:35 PM (16 years ago)
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na wooo. that;s funny. 
Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:35 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 19-12-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago)
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Posted: at 19-12-2008 02:36 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- herdeysohjy at 19-12-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago)
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no be small thing
Posted: at 19-12-2008 03:39 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rita4love at 19-12-2008 04:19 PM (16 years ago)
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dats funny : : : : : : : : : : : hummmmm
Posted: at 19-12-2008 04:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Pires07 at 19-12-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago)
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lol, d fone belongs to me.  Nice one

Posted: at 19-12-2008 05:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 01:52 AM (16 years ago)
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so u get money like that, u know con tell me
Posted: at 22-12-2008 01:52 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 22-12-2008 07:02 AM (16 years ago)
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 hmm! makes me laugh so hard... nice Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 22-12-2008 07:02 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 22-12-2008 09:27 AM (16 years ago)
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thanks
Posted: at 22-12-2008 09:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 23-12-2008 02:58 PM (16 years ago)
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kasala go burst when the owner of the phone go show. better gbese na im dey the owner of the phone head. but make una come oh. the woman no know her husband voice? well i no blame am sha, when she hear money she no bother confirm.
Posted: at 23-12-2008 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 23-12-2008 07:07 PM (16 years ago)
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segxi,na u go answer ma call wey come run me down?GOD don catch u
Posted: at 23-12-2008 07:07 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- josfeem at 23-12-2008 11:24 PM (16 years ago)
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that is funny
Posted: at 23-12-2008 11:24 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:50 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: HIGHD on 23-12-2008 07:07 PM
segxi,na u go answer ma call wey come run me down?GOD don catch u
U fon don talk say na u get phone now, u see person just they mention money like that an du dey look Grin Grin.na who God catch no b me
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:50 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 27-12-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago)
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HIGHD... wetin make u no wan answer ur wife call na.. bcos u no say na money matter u wan run...segxi u do well jare... make e go pay all dat gbese wey e wife don hang am for neck.  Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-12-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 27-12-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago)
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na my phone now
Posted: at 27-12-2008 12:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 27-12-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago)
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onyi,if i knew she was callin,i would have quickly picked it knowing the kind woman she be
Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:09 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 11:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: herdeysohjy on 27-12-2008 12:51 PM
na my phone now
God save u say u no pass here, I for just tell my boys make them carry you.
Because No passing they here

Posted: at 27-12-2008 11:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 12:16 AM (16 years ago)
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who dey pass again?
Posted: at 28-12-2008 12:16 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:44 PM (16 years ago)
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i been think say this heredoshjy go pass now, na why I arrange boys make them help me panel beat am b dt
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:44 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 8-01-2009 12:49 PM (16 years ago)
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dat joke ehn... no worry
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:49 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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