Generous Lawyer

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"

Posted: at 13-08-2011 05:55 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

how person go take know say the joke na pb4,post what u lyk,if na pb4,we go tell u but if not,more power to ur elbow

Posted: at 13-08-2011 08:46 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

oh boy na the question me self dey ask oh!!

Posted: at 13-08-2011 09:05 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming

...he need to arrested. too stinggi. 

Posted: at 14-08-2011 12:57 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 14-08-2011 01:48 AM (13 years ago) | Hero

Very funny.

Posted: at 14-08-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie