For Aunty Deffney

A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, 'I love you'. Girl asks 'Is it you or the beer talking?'. Boy replies, 'Its me. Talking to my beer.'

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, "You're next".

Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room.

TEACHER: You're the number one trouble maker in this class.
PUPIL: See? And my parents said I'd never amount to anything.

"Ok if we get caught, you slipped and fell on my penis"

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
yes = no.
no = yes.
maybe = no.
we need = i want.
i am sorry = you'll be sorry.
we need to talk = your in trouble.
of course, go ahead = you better not.
do what you want = you'll pay for this later.
im not upset = of course im upset, you moron!


Happy Bithday Aunty Deff

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Posted: at 17-09-2011 04:21 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Na Happy Birthday dey reign today

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Posted: at 17-09-2011 04:30 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

Steph ur too much ooo

i go ask my sister marry u

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Posted: at 17-09-2011 04:51 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 17-09-2011 05:16 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

na enjoyment go dey be ur sister's testimony. Stephen wey don start to dey work for embassy and senate u get mouth be dat!

Posted: at 17-09-2011 05:28 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

congratulations stephen

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Posted: at 17-09-2011 06:59 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 18-09-2011 02:42 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hapi belated birthdai ma'am

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Posted: at 28-10-2011 08:10 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

Posted: at 28-10-2011 11:13 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac

thank u my dear rayyyyyyyyy

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Posted: at 1-11-2011 11:23 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero