The five toughest questions women ask are (Page 4)

Date: 18-02-2008 9:11 am (16 years ago) | Author: King Samuel O Dguy
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- myragonza at 24-02-2008 02:08 AM (16 years ago)
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i can see that....

Posted: at 24-02-2008 02:08 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grease at 24-02-2008 02:10 AM (16 years ago)
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 Wink

Posted: at 24-02-2008 02:10 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 24-02-2008 02:11 AM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 24-02-2008 02:11 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grease at 24-02-2008 03:13 AM (16 years ago)
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 Smiley

Posted: at 24-02-2008 03:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 24-02-2008 03:18 AM (16 years ago)
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Everyone seem to be in a good mood..is it because its Saturday? Grin
Posted: at 24-02-2008 03:18 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grease at 24-02-2008 03:31 AM (16 years ago)
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Yea it's a beautiful Saturday:)

Posted: at 24-02-2008 03:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 24-02-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago)
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oh its sunday already....

Posted: at 24-02-2008 05:37 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grease at 24-02-2008 11:55 PM (16 years ago)
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Oh  Wink

Posted: at 24-02-2008 11:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Vixenx at 25-02-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago)
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soon to be Monday in approximately 7 hrs....so who is ready for Monday? Grin
Posted: at 25-02-2008 07:35 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Grease at 25-02-2008 08:31 AM (16 years ago)
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I guess everyone is Smiley

Posted: at 25-02-2008 08:31 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- myragonza at 25-02-2008 01:16 PM (16 years ago)
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no....i am not...but thank god boss ain't gonna be around.....

Posted: at 25-02-2008 01:16 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- fjoeaug at 9-08-2008 01:37 AM (15 years ago)
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oh d questions are really tough. but will guyz learn how to answer them. well dguy keep d flag flying Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-08-2008 01:37 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- philomena87 at 9-08-2008 11:45 AM (15 years ago)
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ok na
Posted: at 9-08-2008 11:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- darkocean002 at 9-08-2008 02:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: dguy on 18-02-2008 09:11 AM
   1. "What are you thinking?"
   2. "Do you love me?"
   3. "Do I look fat?"
   4. "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
   5. "What would you do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:

1 - "What are you thinking?"
The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:

    * Baseball
    * Football
    * How fat you are.
    * How much prettier she is than you.
    * How he would spend the insurance money if you died.

The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children, who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking instead of thinking."

The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:

2 - "Do you love me?"
The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear. Wrong answers include:

    * I suppose so.
    * Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
    * That depends on what you mean by "love".
    * Does it matter?
    * Who, me?

3 - "Do I look fat?"
The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:

    * I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
    * Compared to what?
    * A little extra weight looks good on you.
    * I've seen fatter.
    * Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

4 - "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard thay you almost cause a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier." Wrong answers include:

    * Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
    * I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
    * Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
    * Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
    * Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.

5 - "What would you do if I died?"
Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:

    "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
    "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?"
    "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
    "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband.
    "Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
    "Of course I do, dear" he said.
    "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    "Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
    "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
    "Yes" said the husband.
    "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
    "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
    "I see," said the wife indignantly."And would you let her wear my old clothes?"
    "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
    "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?"
    "Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
    "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too."
    "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She is left-handed."

Thanks man... got that in my head
Posted: at 9-08-2008 02:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- shinezy at 13-08-2008 09:46 AM (15 years ago)
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LOL
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- mazi at 13-08-2008 09:59 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: myragonza on 24-02-2008 01:37 AM
broda..... Kiss Kiss


why the "broda" b4 the kissing, myra. Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 13-08-2008 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- tush at 13-08-2008 01:12 PM (15 years ago)
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guys be open let your women knwo whta your thinking.
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- Sheeroz at 13-08-2008 03:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Men that is so true. And the wrong answer will result in an argument. when i cant decide what to wear(tho in my mind i have already decided), i can ask  which one u think is better....red or blue dress? Not answering is not an option! so he'll say, the blue one. Then i'll go like what is wrong with the red one? don't u like it? lol poor dude, he only said which one he preferred lol......
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- myragonza at 13-08-2008 05:31 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: mazi on 13-08-2008 09:59 AM
Quote from: myragonza on 24-02-2008 01:37 AM
broda..... Kiss Kiss


why the "broda" b4 the kissing, myra. Huh? Huh?


thats a brotherly kiss....

Posted: at 13-08-2008 05:31 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Adexx at 14-08-2008 04:45 AM (15 years ago)
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i got somthin 2 say bout question 5, wut would jesus do?
Posted: at 14-08-2008 04:45 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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