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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 7-12-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago)  (f) Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with
bite mother bite pikin 
| Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:29 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 7-12-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) (m) na ur yeye dey make me laff
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in  | Posted: at 7-12-2011 11:51 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 7-12-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago) (f) pb4 | Posted: at 7-12-2011 12:06 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Omoyaks") Omoyaks at 7-12-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) (f) very funny | Posted: at 7-12-2011 01:25 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 7-12-2011 01:27 PM (13 years ago) (m) na true oh
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 7-12-2011 01:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 7-12-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 7-12-2011 01:42 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 7-12-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) (m) Yeye waitin u dey look
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 7-12-2011 01:44 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 7-12-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) (f) make i help u...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | Posted: at 7-12-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 7-12-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) (f) stephe one slap sorry one clap for u | Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:01 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "funsho85") funsho85 at 7-12-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) (m) nice | Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 7-12-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago) (f) jice | Posted: at 7-12-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 8-12-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) (f) yeyeice | Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:09 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 8-12-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago) (f) queenice | Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:23 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 8-12-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago) (f) rakellywater | Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:30 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 8-12-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) (f) | Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:33 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "zeigbo") zeigbo at 8-12-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) (m) See as una dey drink yeye lik water
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in | Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:38 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 8-12-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) (f) na you yeye pass | Posted: at 8-12-2011 12:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "queenrukky") queenrukky at 9-12-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) (f)  | Posted: at 9-12-2011 11:59 AM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "rakelly") rakelly at 9-12-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) (f) queenrukky where is my nokia 3310 u borrowed  | Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:04 PM (13 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "thumble") thumble at 9-12-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago) (m) queenrukky where is my nokia 3310 u borrowed  | Posted: at 9-12-2011 12:05 PM (13 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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