Girl: I have sinned. I called my bf a bastard. Psychiatrist: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone. So what did he do to deserve that? Girl: Well, he kissed me. Psychiatrist: You mean like this? *The Psychiatrist kissed the girl.* Girl: Yes. Psychiatrist: Well, that's no reason to call him a bastard. Girl: But, he put his hand in my top. Psychiatrist: You mean like this? *The Psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top.* Girl: Yes. Psychiatrist: Well, that's no reason to call him a bastard. Girl: But, he took my clothes off. Psychiatrist: You mean like this? *The Psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes.* Girl: Yes. Psychiatrist: Well, that's no reason to call him a bastard. Girl: But, he had sex with me. Psychiatrist: You mean like this? *The Psychiatrist had sex with the girl.* Girl: Yes. Psychiatrist: Well, that's no reason to call him a bastard. Girl: But then, he told me he has AIDS. Psychiatrist: BASTARDDDDDDDD!!=))
Posted: at 11-01-2012 05:00 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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