U NEED TO BE PATIENT. They are very crazy and stubborn especially when they said no. They always keep their No. They say things right there on your face, they don't care whether you are going to be hurt or not. And if you cry, they will even make you cry until water no gree come out again
If you call him names, he will wait until your nerves has calm down, then he will now call you something you will not like. Then after askin him, he'll remind u of what you called him earlier. Dress very well, your cleavage must not show completely. when u sit, your G-string must not show either. If you guys are in public, the responsible ones will never touch u inappropriately. If u r in the restaurant or place of sale, and if anybody mess with his food, or change, he will blow that place off. But when that happen, don't try to calm him down. Just leave him alone or u can tell that person to do his job right. But if u said baby we r in public and u r too loud, its just $10, He will turn on you and u will be embarrassed. He'll say: woman plz keep out of this OK is none of your business.
. Use your natural hair sometimes, but don't overdo your weave, else, expect some comments u won't like about it, etc... Make up should be lighter. If you put too much salt in his food, he won't eat it/he may manage it. But he will say what u may not like. something like: So if I marry u carry go my mama house, na so u go dey spoil her kitchen?
He doesn't like argument, but if u want to continue, he'll give u double/walk out on you. This is after warning u o.... Expect to laugh cos they have their own style of talk. If u r a virgin, say it on time and let him if u will do it very soon or not. Else, expect an unbearable test. If he is chatting with his friends, plz do not involve yourself unless u r invited. If u guys r driving around plz do not tell him to pass by any food place, wait until u guys are ready to eat. He may say: All u know how to do is to pass by everything restaurant and be eating eating eating eating
Or else, always come with enough money then u can now ask him to drop by, but let him know that u will pay b4 u get there. He can pull your legs in many ways to learn about u, and to know if u r a jealous lover. Some of them are always on time, so if he said I will be at your place in 15mins, better be outside 5min early esle, expect him to be angry. And if u continue delaying him like that, he will come to pick u and if u r not outside on time, he will drive away.
These are the things that turns my NOn-Nigerian friends on.
One more thing, if u lives in western world, plz never try to act like them. Keep your African self-maintain on the ground all the time. Plz always apologize when you are wrong.....and Appreciate him always. Tell him good things. And mean it cos when u lied they know. Tell him love him only when u mean it. But do not expect him to say it all the time. He'll only said it whenever he mean it. Don't let him talk to your friends o...the respectful ones won't do nothing but other ones will.....
| Posted: at 9-02-2012 08:27 PM (13 years ago) | Hero |
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