God and The Devil

Date: 11-03-2012 2:06 pm (13 years ago) | Author: Femi Salman
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- at 11-03-2012 02:06 PM (13 years ago)
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Hello laffzl3s, or should I say Oldbies? I think it's better to be new than old sha.
Now, b4 i start 2 dey tickle your freckles let me hail those that made this section standa gidigba all this while, una thank you o 4 makin our tears mingle with our saliva in hilarious lafta, Gracias *duffs cap*
Now to biz.
Sam and kunle are d 'gud boiz' of their area. Though little, they can make you put eba into your nose in broad day light.
One day, both of them are really hungry and they quickly decided to seek the bounty of the lord in the garden nearby. After much ado, they climbed over the barber's... sorry... barb wire and enter. On entring they looked around if they're safe and started plucking mangoes. 'Everyday is for sam and kunle one day is for their demise'! Is what they heard and fiam!, they escaped (don't ask me how).
After much running, they decided to share their loot in the cemetary cos that's the last place 'oloko' is gonna look for them.
As they're entering, 2 mangoes fell off at the gate but in their hurry they can't tarry.
Then the sharing began... One drunkard that was passing the gate and he heard, 'one for you, one for me' and listened and the voice continued. He immediately ran to call the pastor and told him God and The devil are sharing up corpses in the cemetery and the pastor followed. On reaching the gate, the voice continued... 'One for me, one for you. Then they suddenly heard, ' What about the two at the gate'?
Come see how pastor and 'the drunk' dey sprint and shout 'We neva die yet oo' Usain bolt can't beat them.


Posted: at 11-03-2012 02:06 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
- jossy4reall at 12-03-2012 08:26 AM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 12-03-2012 08:26 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-03-2012 08:39 AM (13 years ago)
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Pb10000000

Posted: at 12-03-2012 08:39 AM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 12-03-2012 12:08 PM (13 years ago)
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so after speakin grammar,na d yeye joke wey u fit paste be dat?....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 12-03-2012 12:08 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 12-03-2012 12:32 PM (13 years ago)
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na pb4 joke
Posted: at 12-03-2012 12:32 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 12-03-2012 01:29 PM (13 years ago)
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no mind am
Posted: at 12-03-2012 01:29 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-03-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 13-03-2012 03:03 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 13-03-2012 05:41 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 13-03-2012 05:41 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 17-03-2012 01:54 PM (13 years ago)
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Kiss Kiss

Posted: at 17-03-2012 01:54 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MacDaniel at 17-03-2012 06:16 PM (13 years ago)
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mtchewww
Posted: at 17-03-2012 06:16 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Waizman at 18-03-2012 06:13 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 18-03-2012 06:13 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- Waizman at 18-03-2012 06:14 PM (13 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 18-03-2012 06:14 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- blazis at 18-03-2012 09:33 PM (13 years ago)
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very very very old joke...... i think i heard dis  about 20years bk..... guyz be contemporary
Posted: at 18-03-2012 09:33 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- missispanky at 19-03-2012 02:56 PM (13 years ago)
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how i raised my xpectations high, thinking i was gonna laf
Posted: at 19-03-2012 02:56 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 19-03-2012 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
poster after all the introduction you do by your self ,
na this kind old outdated thing you come post huh,
anyway e no pain me because i no waist my time to read am .
Next!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angry
Posted: at 19-03-2012 04:03 PM (13 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 21-03-2012 05:17 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 21-03-2012 05:17 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 21-03-2012 05:18 PM (13 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 21-03-2012 05:18 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 21-03-2012 06:52 PM (13 years ago)
for ?
Posted: at 21-03-2012 06:52 PM (13 years ago) |
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- at 22-03-2012 08:42 PM (13 years ago)
?
Posted: at 22-03-2012 08:42 PM (13 years ago) |
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- otienojulius at 24-03-2012 09:13 AM (13 years ago)
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remixed novel
Posted: at 24-03-2012 09:13 AM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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