pastor knock (Page 2)

Date: 13-02-2009 12:54 am (16 years ago) | Author: olayemi olaleye
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- blesstommy at 18-02-2009 11:34 PM (16 years ago)
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How u take no say he dey naked 4 inside house, O boy!  Roll Eyes na you ur pastor come find! Smiley Smiley Smiley
Posted: at 18-02-2009 11:34 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 19-02-2009 04:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: yemzboi on 13-02-2009 12:54 AM
A new pastor was visiting the homes of his parishioners.

At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, Genesis 3:10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid, for I was naked."


cool

nice one
Posted: at 19-02-2009 04:27 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- kido123 at 19-02-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago)
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just passing
Posted: at 19-02-2009 05:17 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 20-02-2009 02:20 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: kido123 on 19-02-2009 05:17 PM
just passing

bacareful make u no hit ur leg 4 stone ooooo
Posted: at 20-02-2009 02:20 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 20-02-2009 03:12 AM (16 years ago)
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@the joke. hehehehehe
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:12 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- iyanu4chi at 20-02-2009 10:08 AM (16 years ago)
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wetin make am dey naked
Posted: at 20-02-2009 10:08 AM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 03:35 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 20-02-2009 02:20 AM
Quote from: kido123 on 19-02-2009 05:17 PM
just passing

bacareful make u no hit ur leg 4 stone ooooo

thank yu jare emma.. i carry my walking stick .. Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:35 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 20-02-2009 03:45 PM (16 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 20-02-2009 03:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-02-2009 05:08 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 14-02-2009 02:33 PM
Hw u tak knw rezi u don turn toks?
if you no get wetin you wan talk you no dey lock up? wetin dey u?
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:08 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 05:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 20-02-2009 03:45 PM
passing

u well so? na so so pass u dey pass... where u dey see go sef? pass quick make pesin see road jare... Cool
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 20-02-2009 05:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Mak i no talk again abi?
If i catch u,i go 2 ........
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:19 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kido123 at 20-02-2009 05:24 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 20-02-2009 05:19 PM
Mak i no talk again abi?
If i catch u,i go 2 ........

wetin do u wey yu dey make noise?.. pesin dey read book for here o
Posted: at 20-02-2009 05:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 21-02-2009 10:41 AM (16 years ago)
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Ok u wan write WAEC abi?
Posted: at 21-02-2009 10:41 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 26-02-2009 07:30 PM (16 years ago)
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yemzboi u try jare
Posted: at 26-02-2009 07:30 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ekegirli at 26-02-2009 08:54 PM (16 years ago)
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 Cheesy 9ja una no go kill person and abeg I be female no be male as na mistake wey I type in. Cheesy
Posted: at 26-02-2009 08:54 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmanuel4christ at 27-02-2009 02:19 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: ekegirli on 26-02-2009 08:54 PM
Cheesy 9ja una no go kill person and abeg I be female no be male as na mistake wey I type in. Cheesy

u don high... the time way u type am or watin do u that time self...anyway...i will refare u to TOKS...he knows how to change it 4 u in and dguy them be bloood.. Wink
Posted: at 27-02-2009 02:19 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- iphie at 27-02-2009 01:26 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 27-02-2009 02:19 AM
Quote from: ekegirli on 26-02-2009 08:54 PM
Cheesy 9ja una no go kill person and abeg I be female no be male as na mistake wey I type in. Cheesy

u don high... the time way u type am or watin do u that time self...anyway...i will refare u to TOKS...he knows how to change it 4 u in and dguy them be bloood.. Wink

Posted: at 27-02-2009 01:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmymth at 27-02-2009 02:18 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 14-02-2009 02:22 PM
POSTED B4 Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
must u state it.if u've seen it b4,do u think everyone had seen it.Over sabi abi na I too know.Comot 4 here jare
Posted: at 27-02-2009 02:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Kristiantus at 27-02-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago)
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the thing take style sweet small..... u try jare....
Posted: at 27-02-2009 02:58 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- Victorwaves at 27-02-2009 03:23 PM (16 years ago)
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no b everybody get jacuzzi. him fit dey garden dey baff.
Posted: at 27-02-2009 03:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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