system update

Date: 10-05-2012 4:45 pm (13 years ago) | Author: charlotte ansong
- at 10-05-2012 04:45 PM (13 years ago)
(f)
A woman was having sex with
her lover in her apartment, 20
stores high. Suddenly she hears
her husband arriving at the
apartment. So she tells the lover
'Don't move at all, I will resolve
this situation'. The husband gets
in and asks 'Who is this!?'. The
wife says 'This is a robot I bought
to have sex with when you are
out of town'.
The husband says 'Ok let's have
sex now'. The wife answers back
'...No sweetheart...at yesterday I
started havin my period but let me
go
make a cup of coffee for you'.
After the wife left the husband
says 'Damn it I'm so horny, I will
phyuk this robot!'.
So he tries to phyuk the robot, it
(lover) starts talking in a metallic
robotic way saying 'SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE'. The
husband says 'Damn this robot is
broken not working properly. I'm
throwing it out the window!'.
The lover realizes that he is on the
20th floor and fearing for his
death changes 'SOFTWARE
UPDATE!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!
PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!! PLEASE TRY
AGAIN !!!!

Posted: at 10-05-2012 04:45 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- zeigbo at 10-05-2012 07:04 PM (13 years ago)
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Pb1000000000
Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:04 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mizcollins1 at 10-05-2012 07:11 PM (13 years ago)
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LMAO!!! Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 10-05-2012 07:25 PM (13 years ago)
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lol but i don hear am b4
Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:25 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 10-05-2012 07:44 PM (13 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-05-2012 07:56 PM (13 years ago)
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yea
Posted: at 10-05-2012 07:56 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 10-05-2012 08:32 PM (13 years ago)
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Bongo Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 10-05-2012 08:32 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chummyli at 10-05-2012 09:21 PM (13 years ago)
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na u
Posted: at 10-05-2012 09:21 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 11-05-2012 12:32 AM (13 years ago)
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wateva
Posted: at 11-05-2012 12:32 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- queenrukky at 11-05-2012 05:35 PM (13 years ago)
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mtchew2
Posted: at 11-05-2012 05:35 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 12-05-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 12-05-2012 09:56 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 13-05-2012 07:07 AM (12 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Sad
Posted: at 13-05-2012 07:07 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- missispanky at 12-04-2014 08:43 AM (11 years ago)
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- zeigbo at 14-04-2014 03:58 AM (11 years ago)
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Undecided
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