The IceCreaM Machine

Date: 30-03-2009 11:50 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Stanley N. E
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- at 30-03-2009 11:50 PM (16 years ago)
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A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl asks her mother what they're are doing.After a moments hesitation,the mother replies They're making cakes The next day the little girl and her mother go to the zoo.The little girl sees two monkeys having sex,and again asks her mother what they are doing.The mother again uses the same answer,They're making cakes The next morning the little girl says to her mother "Mummy,You and Daddy were making cakes on the lounge last night The Mother replies"How do you know? The girl says"I licked the icing off the sofa

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- Emmanuel4christ at 31-03-2009 12:00 AM (16 years ago)
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lol..
Posted: at 31-03-2009 12:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Gwhy at 31-03-2009 01:09 AM (16 years ago)
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Which kind ice cream b dat na?
Na Vanilla or Strawberry flavour?
Posted: at 31-03-2009 01:09 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 31-03-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Gwhy on 31-03-2009 01:09 AM
Which kind ice cream b dat na?
Na Vanilla or Strawberry flavour?

have a taste of urs..and tell me what its like  Wink
Posted: at 31-03-2009 01:46 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 31-03-2009 01:48 PM (16 years ago)
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who post dis joke self,ooh! strpod,u wan spoil person
Posted: at 31-03-2009 01:48 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 31-03-2009 02:02 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: federico on 31-03-2009 01:48 PM
who post dis joke self,ooh! strpod,u wan spoil person

u wey don spoil b4..wetin i wan spoil again for ur body  Shocked
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:02 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 31-03-2009 02:15 PM (16 years ago)
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stipod wat of person like qwhy way never spoil nko??
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 31-03-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago)
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GUDNEWS GUYZ AM BOUT 2MAK A CAKE NA NA ....I WANT ALL UNA REPORT 2MA SITTINROOM 2LIK UR OWN PORTION...PLS BE FAST B4 IT DRIED [email protected] UGAT THRE MAN....!!!
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omatseye at 31-03-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago)
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nice 1....
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 31-03-2009 02:25 PM (16 years ago)
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kai.....abormination...!!!! GY don spoil don reach rotten sef. @ fred ORIKO
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:25 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- stripod102 at 31-03-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: skarfies on 31-03-2009 02:23 PM
GUDNEWS GUYZ AM BOUT 2MAK A CAKE NA NA ....I WANT ALL UNA REPORT 2MA SITTINROOM 2LIK UR OWN PORTION...PLS BE FAST B4 IT DRIED [email protected] UGAT THRE MAN....!!!


Thanks Skar....but pls oo.i no fit join others come ur sitting room ooo..leg dey pain me....no worry fre ORIKO go dey very interested.
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:27 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- skarfies at 31-03-2009 02:31 PM (16 years ago)
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EHMMM....SORI MAN.....NO SHIT SINCE FEDI GO SHOW NO PROBS...../////...I GO PACK ENUF GIVE AM.....SO HE GO FIT DROP URS 4URSIDE....../////..TRUST ME NIGGA..
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:31 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 31-03-2009 02:33 PM (16 years ago)
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skarfies how only u wan take make cake self,,i need to join u up make u nor go used c.a.n-d.l.e..i hope u feel me
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 31-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago)
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EN I 4LIK MAK U JOIN BT......ME NO TOO DEY GBADUN GANGBANG NAA.....WELL WE FIT TRY AM 4URSIDE MAK WE SEE FIRST.....SHEY U DON CALL HER 4FONE READY SHA A..../?Huh???TRUST U'L UNDASTAND.....///I DEY STRONG OHH
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:44 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- federico at 31-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago)
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who nor go nor no,,just try me first......
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:47 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- skarfies at 31-03-2009 02:50 PM (16 years ago)
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NA WEN U TURN DUNCAN MIGHTY NAA.....////////?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:50 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 31-03-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago)
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lolz
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- federico at 31-03-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago)
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too much talk,come and see
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- stripod102 at 31-03-2009 02:57 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: skarfies on 31-03-2009 02:31 PM
EHMMM....SORI MAN.....NO SHIT SINCE FEDI GO SHOW NO PROBS...../////...I GO PACK ENUF GIVE AM.....SO HE GO FIT DROP URS 4URSIDE....../////..TRUST ME NIGGA..


I hear u ......just remember to give fred enuf  icecream...e like icecream gannnnnn
Posted: at 31-03-2009 02:57 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- sanmiebaba at 31-03-2009 03:03 PM (16 years ago)
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this is very funny Grin
Posted: at 31-03-2009 03:03 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie
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