In WAEC Examination...

Date: 28-07-2012 8:39 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Fertymor Fatty
- at 28-07-2012 08:39 PM (12 years ago)
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In WAEC examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following: .
(1) He who fights and run away?
Akpos: E don surrender be dat na, na fear catch am.
(2) A rolling stone?
Akpos: No fit just dey roll, na person push am.
(3) He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos: Na rich politician e go be.
(4) A stitch in time?
Akpos: Dey prevent further tear tear.
(5) Birds of d same feather?
Akpos: Na d same mama born them.
(6) One good turn?
Akpos: Na correct power steering fit do am.
(7) A bird in hand?
Akpos: Wetin e wan be again if no be barbeque.
Dem plenty for chicken republic.
(Cool Half bread is better than?
Akpos: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
(9) A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos: Na d person wahala be dat na,
Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
(10) He who laughs last?
Akpos: Get brain problem.
Make dem examineam becos na beginning of madness be dat.
(11) A patient dog?
Akpos: Na hunger go kill am.
(12) All work and no play?
Akpos: Na bank job be dat bros.
(13) Once beaten?
Akpos: Na revenge go follow b dat.
(14) A fool at forty?
Akpos: U never see Naija own, ours starts @ 50.
(15) A friend in need?
Akpos: Na parasite b dat.
Will Akpos pass the exam ??

Posted: at 28-07-2012 08:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- chummyli at 28-07-2012 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Dis joke don old wit grey hairs... I pass u d mantle of pb4 club presido
Posted: at 28-07-2012 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Fertymor at 28-07-2012 09:03 PM (12 years ago)
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eeeh  eeeh, u don come again, den de always send u, abeg u no see me, Lolz
Posted: at 28-07-2012 09:03 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-07-2012 01:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Poster for once make u try form ur own joke na copy n paste no goodooo
Posted: at 29-07-2012 01:12 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 29-07-2012 06:49 PM (12 years ago)
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i ce her name self she copy am from 1 village gurl
Posted: at 29-07-2012 06:49 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-07-2012 08:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Even her picture Na copy
Posted: at 30-07-2012 08:21 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-07-2012 08:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Even her picture Na copy
Posted: at 30-07-2012 08:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-07-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago)
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hmm
Posted: at 31-07-2012 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 31-07-2012 09:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmer
Posted: at 31-07-2012 09:25 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Fertymor at 31-07-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago)
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zeigbo, abeg if I don vex you be4, 4give ram, she no go do yam again... Lolz

then send you ni... Lolz
Posted: at 31-07-2012 03:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 31-07-2012 06:25 PM (12 years ago)
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akpos joke again Sad
Posted: at 31-07-2012 06:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- ANELEEVEREST at 31-07-2012 06:55 PM (12 years ago)
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pb4 but lemix
Posted: at 31-07-2012 06:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 31-07-2012 11:24 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry Angry
Posted: at 31-07-2012 11:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Angelnoni1 at 1-08-2012 12:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Nigerians can neva appreciate wat u do... Mtcheew bad belle dem
Posted: at 1-08-2012 12:42 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 1-08-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy belle Cheesy dey pain am
Posted: at 1-08-2012 01:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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