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Date: 17-01-2013 2:36 pm (12 years ago) | Author: omachi chummyli
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- at 17-01-2013 02:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Girl: Hello who’s on the line?
Boy: Sorry is this Jane:)?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how may i help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got your number from a friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious date.Wink girl: really! I’m single so what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in PH:). I am well paid but the problem is, am looking for someone to spend this money. I will change your life if only you will accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay i accept:). I’m from delta state where are you from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaaaaa what??
Boy: ALLU in River state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want to speak with?
Boy: Haaaba... is this not Jane?.
Girl: Sorry Mr Aluka, this is Amina from Kano. Blood of JESUS! Wrong number!!!

Posted: at 17-01-2013 02:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2013 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Poster u sure say Jane no be Chumyli?
Posted: at 17-01-2013 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Rihannaaa at 17-01-2013 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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 Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Posted: at 17-01-2013 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-01-2013 03:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Rihannaaa on 17-01-2013 02:39 PM
Poster u sure say Jane no be Chumyli?

u knw say na ur true life story u told we ystaday i wrote hia Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2013 03:04 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 17-01-2013 07:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Joke of d month Tongue
Posted: at 17-01-2013 07:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 17-01-2013 07:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 17-01-2013 07:14 PM
Joke of d month Tongue
sharap....sha e funny Cheesy
Posted: at 17-01-2013 07:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-01-2013 08:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Take style laf jor
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 17-01-2013 08:12 PM (12 years ago)
i for say ..... but i no wan say ......
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:12 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jabanz at 17-01-2013 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy.................................. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-01-2013 08:13 PM (12 years ago)
ok make i try say ....... i just want to say,
best joke since the begining of this year.
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:13 PM (12 years ago) |
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- jabanz at 17-01-2013 08:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: emejuru on 17-01-2013 08:13 PM
ok make i try say ....... i just want to say,
best joke since the begining of this year.
Cheesy
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:14 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-01-2013 08:15 PM (12 years ago)
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Best joke to make ur day Grin
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:15 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jabanz at 17-01-2013 08:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 17-01-2013 08:15 PM
Best joke to make ur day Grin
bad nyty
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- at 17-01-2013 08:21 PM (12 years ago)
true true ,i give thanks to God
for making Chummyli a changed
person , from post post b4 b4 ,
the evil spirit of pb4 b4 , make e no come back o ,
anyway we still dey January am watching  Grin.
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:21 PM (12 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 17-01-2013 08:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm Aluu joke I waka jeje
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:26 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- ExpertTbright at 17-01-2013 08:36 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 17-01-2013 02:36 PM
Girl: Hello who’s on the line?
Boy: Sorry is this Jane:)?
Girl: This is Jane speaking, how may i help you?
Boy: My name is Aluka , I got your number from a friend.
Girl: Really! So what do u want?
Boy: Pls am looking for a serious date.Wink girl: really! I’m single so what do you do?
Boy: I work with NNPC in PH:). I am well paid but the problem is, am looking for someone to spend this money. I will change your life if only you will accept to be my serious date.
Girl: Wow that’s so romantic! Okay i accept:). I’m from delta state where are you from?
Boy: I’m from ALUU.
Girl: Aaaaaa what??
Boy: ALLU in River state.
Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want to speak with?
Boy: Haaaba... is this not Jane?.
Girl: Sorry Mr Aluka, this is Amina from Kano. Blood of JESUS! Wrong number!!!
Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- phunny at 17-01-2013 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmmmmm .... Trekkin thinz
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jabanz at 17-01-2013 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 17-01-2013 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 17-01-2013 09:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Bad belle de worry una
Posted: at 17-01-2013 09:22 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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