LIVE Conversation Between Police And Cow Over Murder Suit

Date: 03-06-2013 7:13 am (11 years ago) | Author: franel
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- at 3-06-2013 07:13 AM (11 years ago)
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The police at Sango Ota, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, arrested and charged a cow  to court following the killing of a 24-year old teenager identified as Azeez Salako at Ilata area of Ota, a suburb of Ogun State on 30th of April 2013.

Police: Where were you at the time of the murder?
Cow: Muuu!
Police: Please speak in a language we can all understand because whatever you say here and now will be used against you in the court of law.
Cow: Muumuu!!
Police: You will face death by slaughter and be eaten...
Cow: (Cuts in)...try am and I go give you mad cow disease. Muumuu!!!

Posted: at 3-06-2013 07:13 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
- jossy4reall at 3-06-2013 07:29 AM (11 years ago)
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Poster u are crazy funny
Posted: at 3-06-2013 07:29 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 3-06-2013 08:49 AM (11 years ago)
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Na joke Huh?
Posted: at 3-06-2013 08:49 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- mary11 at 3-06-2013 02:32 PM (11 years ago)
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Like seriously is dis a joke?
Posted: at 3-06-2013 02:32 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- at 3-06-2013 06:01 PM (11 years ago)
enough  Undecided boo
Posted: at 3-06-2013 06:01 PM (11 years ago) |
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- zeigbo at 4-06-2013 11:04 AM (11 years ago)
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*ghostmodeactivated*
Posted: at 4-06-2013 11:04 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- franel at 10-06-2013 12:57 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  3-06-2013 08:49 AM
Na joke Huh?
It can never be, cos you're on a spiritual realm
Quote from: zeigbo on  4-06-2013 11:04 AM
*ghostmodeactivated*
Deactivate the ghost mode
Posted: at 10-06-2013 12:57 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- chummyli at 10-06-2013 03:33 PM (11 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 10-06-2013 03:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 29-06-2013 06:48 PM (11 years ago)
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U dey der?Maluuu...
Posted: at 29-06-2013 06:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 07:58 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol
Posted: at 20-01-2014 07:58 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 20-01-2014 10:42 AM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue
Posted: at 20-01-2014 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 20-01-2014 11:40 AM (11 years ago)
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poster d cow has given u d disease alredi.
Posted: at 20-01-2014 11:40 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 20-01-2014 11:49 AM (11 years ago)
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zeigbo dey go ban u soon
Posted: at 20-01-2014 11:49 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- franel at 20-01-2014 05:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: missispanky on 20-01-2014 11:40 AM
poster d cow has given u d disease alredi.
For where? I dodge it.
Don't disturb me, I have some rumple clothes
Posted: at 20-01-2014 05:35 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 05:51 PM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 20-01-2014 05:51 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 20-01-2014 05:55 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: rakelly on 20-01-2014 11:49 AM
zeigbo dey go ban u soon
then i sue them for the violation of my human right Sad
Posted: at 20-01-2014 05:55 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- alabi22 at 20-01-2014 08:35 PM (11 years ago)
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dey dia dey quack ursef.. no b only human "rice" na human "beans"
Posted: at 20-01-2014 08:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 21-01-2014 10:20 AM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin human garri
Posted: at 21-01-2014 10:20 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 21-01-2014 12:38 PM (11 years ago)
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human power
Posted: at 21-01-2014 12:38 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rakelly at 21-01-2014 01:16 PM (11 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 21-01-2014 01:16 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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