The Good Reverend

A certain lady went to see a reverend in the church for confessions.
"Father, I called someone a son of a bitch today."
"Why did you do that?", the reverend asked her.

"Because the man in question came up to me on the street and squeezed my bum." The reverend got up from his chair, walked over to the lady and squeezed her bum, saying, "Like this?"
"Yes Father." said the lady.
"Well that isn't a good enough reason to call someone a son of a bitch.", the reverend says sitting down.
"Not only that Father, he also came to my front and grabbed my boobs." The reverend then got up and grabbed her boobs, saying "Like this?"
"Yes Father." said the lady without flinching one bit.
This time the reverend stays in front of her and says,"Well that still isn't a good enough reason to call someone a son of a bitch."
"Not only that..."the lady says,"...but he then stripped me of my clothes, stripped off his, and actually had sex with me."
The reverend then lies her on a table, strips off his and her clothing, and has his way with her. While he was thumping, he askes her,"Like this?"
"Yes Father." she says after the reverend is exhausted.
"Well, that still isn't a good enough reason for you to call someone a son of a bitch."
The lady calmly looks at him, then says,"He told me he had HIV/AIDS"
Then the reverend jumped up and shouted,"SON OF A BITCH!!!!"

Posted: at 10-07-2009 01:23 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

yes...i concur.....

Posted: at 10-07-2009 06:55 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol

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Posted: at 10-07-2009 10:36 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

SON OF A BITCH

Posted: at 10-07-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

lol funny very funny serves him right the rev

Posted: at 11-07-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

hey dont you think you guys would have fall into same trap as the reverend especially.....huh... a...tap on my back.... ok i wont say it...... kudos nice joke....there

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Posted: at 11-07-2009 05:09 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

gracias muchos y'all

Posted: at 1-06-2010 05:09 AM (14 years ago) | Newbie

Funny

Posted: at 1-06-2010 10:24 AM (14 years ago) | Gistmaniac