Jokes for February sake

A man was walking naked in a national park,,All animals started running away upon seeing him.....The hyena was so disappointed when he saw the speed at which the lion was running.....He asked the lion,"even you king of the jungle you are running away?"...
Lion replied,"JOKES ASIDE,....this is a strange animal!! cant you see that the tail is in front!!!!
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21st century kids

21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.

1st kid: What does that mean?
2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…
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Touch After Marriage

Omomarty and Zeigbo were sitting alone,..Zeigbo started touching Omomarty,
Omomarty: dont touch me, all touching is only after marriage.
Zeigbo: ok call me when u are married.

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Posted: at 9-02-2014 09:18 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

I no want dis ur touching bodi

expert tenis be like tail na so omomarty tell me

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Posted: at 9-02-2014 05:01 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u knw say since wen u told me say u fell for stair case since then ur brain don change position i dey notice u since then
Did poster mention expert for his senseless post hun?
Imbecile

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Posted: at 9-02-2014 11:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 10-02-2014 12:11 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

I luuk like person wey dey joke?.....I dey talk wetin I observe and ur basket brain dey think am as o joke

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Posted: at 10-02-2014 10:54 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

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Posted: at 10-02-2014 11:28 AM (11 years ago) | Hero

OOops

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Posted: at 10-02-2014 03:12 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Mumu

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Posted: at 10-02-2014 10:31 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero

@zeigbo- dat mumu wey u call ursef, u talk am, abi e fall 4 ur mouth? no dey talk like dat again as it only shows ur level of stupidity. ok?

Posted: at 11-02-2014 07:27 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac

animal wey get tail for front

Posted: at 11-02-2014 12:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero