Clever Doctor

Date: 14-02-2014 8:53 am (11 years ago) | Author: Yetty Ness
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- at 14-02-2014 08:53 AM (11 years ago)
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To my fellow members,
This joke may have been Posted before...or not to everyones taste...but just a joke....

A doctor wrote on his new clinic: Any treatment is GHc300 and if we cannot treat, we will pay you GHc500.
Wanting the GHC500 for himself, intelligent Akpos came to the doc and said: I can’t feel any taste.
The doc asked a nurse to give Akpos a few drops of medicine from box 22.
Upon taking the drops, Akpos shouted “Oh STOP! it is urine!”
The doctor said “congratulations, your sense of taste is back now”.
Akpos was very angry that he lost GHc 300.

He came back two weeks later determined to get GHC 500.

The following conversation ensued between Akpos and the doc:

Akpos : I lost my memory.
Doctor: Nurse! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22. Akpos:
Wait doctor but that medicine is for sense of taste.
 Doctor: Congratulations, your memory is back.

Posted: at 14-02-2014 08:53 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Aalladinn at 14-02-2014 09:02 AM (11 years ago)
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i love dis joke , even though its pb500 .
am just imagining dat lovely hands u use in typing this.

it will b sweet for me to hold ur hands nd we type togeda. wat more can i say.
u are r beautiest of all , rakelly / alabi / chummily / omomarty nd all cant stand u for beauty.
pls baby , can u pack all ur belongings nd come home Huh? we will talk abt introduction later  Wink
Posted: at 14-02-2014 09:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- brightossy at 14-02-2014 11:51 AM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha
Posted: at 14-02-2014 11:51 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 14-02-2014 11:53 AM (11 years ago)
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 Sad
Posted: at 14-02-2014 11:53 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-02-2014 12:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Grin Grin for comment

Angry Angry for the yoke
Posted: at 14-02-2014 12:36 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- youngboss11 at 14-02-2014 12:44 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin Grin
Posted: at 14-02-2014 12:44 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Aalladinn at 14-02-2014 02:07 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 14-02-2014 12:36 PM
Grin Grin for comment

Angry Angry for the yoke
pls guy , u nid to smile for d joke or else u go spoil business . smile pls  Smiley
Posted: at 14-02-2014 02:07 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-02-2014 05:08 PM (11 years ago)
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aalladinn....hehehehehe (actually laughing to ur comment). lol
Posted: at 14-02-2014 05:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 14-02-2014 05:08 PM (11 years ago)
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aalladinn....hehehehehe (actually laughing to ur comment). lol
Posted: at 14-02-2014 05:08 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-02-2014 05:19 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 14-02-2014 02:07 PM
pls guy , u nid to smile for d joke or else u go spoil business . smile pls  Smiley
hahahaha u don put hand for babble wire
Posted: at 14-02-2014 05:19 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 14-02-2014 05:44 PM (11 years ago)
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dats nt smiling nw  Embarrassed
Posted: at 14-02-2014 05:44 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 14-02-2014 05:46 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: alabi22 on 14-02-2014 05:08 PM
aalladinn....hehehehehe (actually laughing to ur comment). lol
is dis nt d same toasting i use for u Huh?
Posted: at 14-02-2014 05:46 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 14-02-2014 11:35 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 14-02-2014 09:02 AM
i love dis joke , even though its pb500 .
am just imagining dat lovely hands u use in typing this.

it will b sweet for me to hold ur hands nd we type togeda. wat more can i say.
u are r beautiest of all , rakelly / alabi / chummily / omomarty nd all cant stand u for beauty.
pls baby , can u pack all ur belongings nd come home Huh? we will talk abt introduction later  Wink
If expert does not accept, please come here....hahaha
Posted: at 14-02-2014 11:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- chummyli at 15-02-2014 06:44 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: Aalladinn on 14-02-2014 09:02 AM
i love dis joke , even though its pb500 .
am just imagining dat lovely hands u use in typing this.

it will b sweet for me to hold ur hands nd we type togeda. wat more can i say.
u are r beautiest of all , rakelly / alabi / chummily / omomarty nd all cant stand u for beauty.
pls baby , can u pack all ur belongings nd come home Huh? we will talk abt introduction later  Wink

yeye lova
Posted: at 15-02-2014 06:44 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 15-02-2014 09:02 AM (11 years ago)
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Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 15-02-2014 09:02 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 15-02-2014 11:23 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: chummyli on 15-02-2014 06:44 AM
yeye lova
u dey jealous  Tongue
Posted: at 15-02-2014 11:23 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 15-02-2014 11:25 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: yettyness on 14-02-2014 11:35 PM
If expert does not accept, please come here....hahaha
lets kiss  Wink

muuuuuaaaahhhhhhhh
muuuuuaaaaahhhhhhh
muuuuuuaaaaaahhhhhhh
Posted: at 15-02-2014 11:25 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 15-02-2014 02:16 PM (11 years ago)
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Ooooops
Posted: at 15-02-2014 02:16 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Aalladinn at 15-02-2014 10:35 PM (11 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 15-02-2014 10:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ExpertTbright at 15-02-2014 10:43 PM (11 years ago)
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Teeth na pikin (eyin lomo)  Shocked >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Posted: at 15-02-2014 10:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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