glad to be drunk

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

tnx

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I don;t drink

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Posted: at 18-08-2009 10:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nice

Posted: at 19-08-2009 12:27 AM (15 years ago) | Hero

9ice wey dey sing abi which 1

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Posted: at 19-08-2009 10:36 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

ok do shark or shayo?

Posted: at 20-08-2009 12:41 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

I wan drink

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Posted: at 20-08-2009 01:35 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

u no know where to buy it, if u want u can come to my house, i will buy u a drink after which we go do the other one, if u understand what i mean;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; lol

Posted: at 20-08-2009 01:39 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

so what do u say, make i buy drink sooooooooooooooooooooo

Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:12 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

@jenny respond 2 general na

Posted: at 20-08-2009 02:24 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac