During an accounting exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & kept watching him throughout. *when collecting the paper after the exam* Teacher: I’m going to minus 10 marks. Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For cheating. Akpos: How do you know that I was cheating? Teacher: I saw you looking under your table each time to get answers. Akpos: ahh, but sir, all the questions start by saying “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW” and then answer the question.
A wife went on holiday leaving the husband behind. The husband got so Hot one day that he decided to try the maid who had just come from Nsukka village and who seemed clever. ... He called the maid to his bedroom where he had taken off his pants, he pointed to his manhood when the maid arrived. Husband: Do you know what this is? Maid: (actin Shy) Yes Husband: Do you know what it s for? Maid:Yes Husband: show me. The maid immediately dropped to her knees held the item with both hands drew closer and opened her mouth. The husband was shivering with anticipation . The maid then began,"My name is Chinasa , I'm 23 years old and I'm from Nsukka. I want to make a shout- out to my parents,mr and mrs Chigozie, my uncle, Broda NnamdI aka' chop my money and MY auntY, MRS IFEOMA, I would also like to tell my boyfriend Johnny that I miss him. Can u play me Ashawo by Flavour Nabania?" Then finally says to the man," Oga,take your microphone I'm through...
Akpos wanted to use his ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated Akpos called his bank help line. Akpos : (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card. Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and You should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken? Akpos : Are you insane? What are You insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do. Call girl : Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt? Akpos : You dey mad? ATM card whey I dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card. No yeye comments pls.
It doesn't matter what u think, all i know is u can NEVER meet someone better than me. *winks*
Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:42 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
ExpertTbright at 3-03-2014 10:53 AM (11 years ago) (m)
İ keep sleeping Cos as i red the first joke see say na pb4 i no boda to red the rest Can somebody here tell me to sleep tight?
EXPERT ıs'LL I SEE my moda ıs frm chına my fada ıs frm sudan they gave bırth to me ın somalıa
Posted: at 3-03-2014 10:53 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
chai! I tot u're a fine boy o. See how u wowo! Fly go soon enter that mouth wey u open 
Zeigbo blind? Alabi, jossy, aalladinn, rakelly n Stephen dem blind?
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