Learning to Swear

A 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

“You know what?” says the 5 year old, “I think it’s about time we start swearing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval.

“When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna say ‘hell’, and you say ‘ass’,ok?” “Ok.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 5 year old what he wants for breakfast. “Aw, hell mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”

WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.

The Mom looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?!”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios.”

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Posted: at 26-08-2009 10:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this is funtagious, sexylicious........ to cut long story short, FUNNY

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Posted: at 27-08-2009 02:30 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

jsexy hw prison  dey na...

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Posted: at 27-08-2009 04:00 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

which prison they put u?

Posted: at 27-08-2009 04:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

this a nice joke men

Posted: at 28-08-2009 10:44 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie

@jsexy dem dey find me bcos na only me know ur whereabout  u don escape again ...so dey want make i catch u.....again   u know i be inspector coolg.
@favvy the girl was not thanking u na .....
@my princessgod....u r welcome ...hw is ur body

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Posted: at 28-08-2009 02:23 PM (15 years ago) | Hero

nice 1 keep it up.

Posted: at 28-08-2009 04:43 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming

mmm

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Posted: at 28-08-2009 11:21 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero

silly joke

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Posted: at 2-09-2009 12:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac

 

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Posted: at 2-09-2009 01:43 PM (15 years ago) | Hero