a drunkard in court

Date: 28-03-2014 12:54 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Oren Lilyel
- at 28-03-2014 12:54 PM (11 years ago)
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A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in
the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and
shouted, “Order, order.”
The drunkard immediately responded, “Thank
you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda.”

Posted: at 28-03-2014 12:54 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- rakelly at 28-03-2014 01:30 PM (11 years ago)
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oooooom i dey go some where not here
Posted: at 28-03-2014 01:30 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 28-03-2014 04:03 PM (11 years ago)
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talk true / u dey find sumtin from dis boy under  Undecided
Posted: at 28-03-2014 04:03 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- yettyness at 28-03-2014 05:09 PM (11 years ago)
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cheers..
Posted: at 28-03-2014 05:09 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 28-03-2014 05:11 PM (11 years ago)
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hehehehe...certainly d drunk wasn't done yet. nice one poster
Posted: at 28-03-2014 05:11 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- missispanky at 28-03-2014 09:16 PM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 28-03-2014 09:16 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Aalladinn at 28-03-2014 09:35 PM (11 years ago)
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ki
Posted: at 28-03-2014 09:35 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 29-03-2014 02:45 AM (11 years ago)
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am still waitin for the joke
Posted: at 29-03-2014 02:45 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-03-2014 07:18 AM (11 years ago)
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I like it...I wan order for some patients here
Posted: at 30-03-2014 07:18 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- missispanky at 30-03-2014 08:02 AM (11 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-03-2014 08:02 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- alabi22 at 30-03-2014 08:09 AM (11 years ago)
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u smoke?
Posted: at 30-03-2014 08:09 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 31-03-2014 04:29 AM (11 years ago)
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so u high soteey u no see say she still  dey smoke
Posted: at 31-03-2014 04:29 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- rakelly at 31-03-2014 10:13 AM (11 years ago)
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thank God say i no enter here
Posted: at 31-03-2014 10:13 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 31-03-2014 08:36 PM (11 years ago)
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but why?
Posted: at 31-03-2014 08:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- Aalladinn at 31-03-2014 11:14 PM (11 years ago)
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she dey crase
Posted: at 31-03-2014 11:14 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Oren at 1-04-2014 12:00 AM (11 years ago)
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Whu b "she"
Posted: at 1-04-2014 12:00 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- rakelly at 1-04-2014 09:48 AM (11 years ago)
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na u
Posted: at 1-04-2014 09:48 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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