Blowjob...

Date: 12-04-2014 5:31 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Stanley Theo
- at 12-04-2014 05:31 PM (11 years ago)
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One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight kiss but the guy is feeling a little horny.

With an air of confidence,he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling,he says to her ''Darling,would you give me a blowjob?

Horrified,she replief 'are u mad? My parents will see us.

Him..: Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour.

Her..: No,please can u imagine if we get caught?

Him...: oh come on,there's nobody around,they are all sleeping.

Her...: No way.it's just too risky

Him...: (horny as hell) oh please,please i love u so much.

Her..: No,no and no. I love u too but i just can't.

Him..: oh yes you can please

Her...: No,No i just can't.

Him..: i beg u.

Out of blue,the light on the stairs goes on and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas and in a sleepy voice she says..

Dad says ''you should go ahead and give him blowjob or i can do it. Or if u needed him,he'll come down himself and do it but for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom'' Grin Grin Tongue

Posted: at 12-04-2014 05:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- yettyness at 12-04-2014 07:30 PM (11 years ago)
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haaahaaa  Cheesy
Posted: at 12-04-2014 07:30 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 12-04-2014 08:56 PM (11 years ago)
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haha welcome back with pb
Posted: at 12-04-2014 08:56 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- yettyness at 13-04-2014 03:31 AM (11 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 13-04-2014 03:31 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Nzetheo at 13-04-2014 09:05 AM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on 12-04-2014 08:56 PM
haha welcome back with pb
old man...u still dey here. Tongue
Posted: at 13-04-2014 09:05 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Aalladinn at 13-04-2014 12:17 PM (11 years ago)
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anoda old junkie
Posted: at 13-04-2014 12:17 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 13-04-2014 06:37 PM (11 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 13-04-2014 06:37 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- brightossy at 13-04-2014 08:31 PM (11 years ago)
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my brain error msg, 'this joke already existing, replace?'.
Posted: at 13-04-2014 08:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 14-04-2014 03:16 AM (11 years ago)
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Shocked
Posted: at 14-04-2014 03:16 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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