One night, My wife is up late waiting for me to come home. ''Where have you been?'' she ask me immediately I walked in the door. ''Oh honey, you wouldn't believe it. I went to this new bar called the Golden Bar. It had gold ashtrays, gold stools, gold cups, and even gold toilets,'' I replies her, while I was plainly drunk. My wife thinks once about it but then goes to bed. The next Morning she searched for the Golden Bar's phone number and calls it up. ''Hello, is this the Golden Bar?'' she asks. ''Yes, this is, ma'am,'' replies the man on the other end. ''Yes, my husband told me about your bar and I was wondering if you would answer some questions. One, do you have golden ashtrays?'' ''Yes.'' ''Do you have golden stools?'' ''Yes.'' ''Do you have golden cups?'' ''Yes.'' ''Do you have golden toilets?'' There is a pause on the phone, then a few seconds later she hears the man speak. ''Hey Jimmy,'' he calls the trumpet player in the bar, ''I think we found out who shi't in your trumpet.. Me I think say every thing for there na gold including the toilet,,I no know say dat one na trumpet....hw can I explain this to them?
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 4-05-2014 09:28 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
brightossy at 5-05-2014 07:23 AM (11 years ago) (m)
taaa, who dash u golden bar? U wey sabi shit for bush
Posted: at 5-05-2014 07:23 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
jossy4reall at 7-05-2014 08:52 PM (11 years ago) (m)
Quote from: brightossy on 5-05-2014 07:23 AM
taaa, who dash u golden bar? U wey sabi sh*t for bush
sharraap dia...na jealousy go kill u....bcuz u neva eat with a golden spoon or plate b4....na im make u think say I no fit shit on a golden toilet.....poor man sense
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me
Posted: at 7-05-2014 08:52 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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